Series 3 Episode 13 – 2018-2019

Part 1

The final episode looking back at the past decade of radio starts off
with a farewell.


And what some thought not a moment too soon, Chris Evans
(and his family) waving goodbye to Radio 2’s Breakfast Show
on Christmas Eve, with a noisy rendition of the “Goodbye” song
from “The Producers”.

Moving to Virgin to do the same show,
but with relentless plugs for Sky.

All the more fitting to be followed by another
Piccadilly Radio alumni, Woo Gary Davies, who like Evans,
mentioned on air that he’d be joining Virgin
when leaving Radio 1 25 years earlier.

And proving some jingles may have a longer shelf-life than intended,
Angela Scanlon sounding pleasantly surprised for the festive one at 2.25,
originally made for Radio 2’s 50s pop-up two years earlier.

An even longer-running breakfast prog comes to an end a week
later, Rickie, Melvin and Charlie waving goodbye to Kiss FM breakfast
after 12 years, en route to weeknights on BBC Radio 1 (4.57).

Neev follows them with the ever upbeat Kisstory,
spawning several tightly produced music strands
elsewhere on the dial, not least Radio 1’s “Greatest Hits”.

More recently renamed “Radio 1 Anthems” maybe
so as not to be confused with Bauer’s identically named
Greatest Hits Radio which you’ll hear later in the episode.

A new arrival to One Golden Square, Jazz FM re-emerges
at 9.04, and a tribute to the late Peter Young who
died in November that year.

The whole show can be heard here, opening with
Lou Rawls “Dead End Street” which inspired the
“Sound Of Soul City’ jingle used by PY to open
many a Soul Cellar.

Also at Bauer, Kisstory the station ended up overtaking
6 Music in the RAJARs possibly a long term effect of the
schedule changes.

As heard from 16.48 onwards, with the much
maligned tagline “Hello Music Lover!” as uttered by
the new breakfast show host.

Though not earning quite as much umbridge as
the decision to move RadMac to weekend breakfast (20.53),
swapping “Chicken Payback” by the Bees, for Johnny Pearson’s
“Sleepy Shores” as the music for their opening link.

And switching Gordon Burns for Jason Williamson
from Sleaford Mods (23.14).

Although a rotten demotion, it doesn’t prevent
the show itself from being a must-listen and developing
new features, notably “Crisps On The Radio”.

A item that only Mark and Stuart could make
for compelling listening.

Far less gushing than their predecessor
(now mysteriously promoted to mid-mornings 20.06)
as it’s doubtful Mary Anne Hobbs would ever have
played the theme tune to “Going Live!” on her show.

Nearing 6 months into his stint, and Greg James showing
no signs of depleting, right down to the show’s mantra
of the listeners providing the laughs.

If a celebrity guest makes an appearance, they’ll
be thrown into the show and it’s recurring features,
such as Sean Paul subjected to a rural reggae rendition
of “Get Busy” at 25.10.

The “Impossible Karaoke” game may or may not have been
influenced by the “Pick Up Song” game from ISIHAC,
though Greg’s not the first Radio 1 breakfast presenter
to have “borrowed it” per se.

As back in the early 90s, Mike Smith’s “That’s Showbusiness”
“adapted” the round for television as “Videoke”
much to the comedic outrage of Humph.

But at the end of the day, great radio doesn’t have
to be all-original radio.

And it doesn’t always have to be sidesplitting,
with Greg’s show never afraid to touch
on mental health issues.

Acknowledging not all listeners are in a good place
and talking it up on air without sounding preachy.

Not to mention addressing of the media mishandling of it,
even his own radio station.
(Though Greg’s wife laid into the same story using
far stronger words
.)

At 28.28, the underwhelming entrance of
Radio 2’s permanent morning motormouth.

That aside, Zoe Ball is complemented by a very slick
set of jingles and, and branded intros (and outros).

Oh and the second appearance of a Sat-AM sig tune,
Phillip and Sarah’s successor nonetheless
for Zoe’s “On My Way” item.

Other features, rather thin on the ground, such as
the recycled Evans feature “Show And Tell” which
may as well be renamed “Show Off, and Naff Off”.

Ball’s team being a mixed bag, a welcome return on news
for Tina Daheley, Mike Williams on sport, somehow not
tethered in Salford, and Richie “Wallace” Anderson,
assigned on travel, but appears to have become
the Mike Smith to Zoe’s (and Ken Bruce’s) Noel Edmonds.

Despite a large number of on-air voices, the host still struggles
to acknowledge that “500 Words” is the station’s annual
story writing contest, not an instruction for what to cram into a link.

And I still miss Coxy standing in.

Radio 2’s new shows all get new jingles, including
the very smooth and classy one for Trevor Nelson
at 40.16, following Jo Whiley attempting a more upbeat route
for her new evening show.

Including the final “gunging” in this series at 39.48,
which may please the whingers of Jo’s drivetime stint,
or her subsequent stand-ins for Ken Bruce on Popmaster.

Heightened by the changes, Radio 2 since 2019 has
felt even more like the radio equivalent of your parents
trying desperately hard to be trendy.

If unfortunate to stumble on Vanessa’s birthday slot,
(an inane item as it is), the feature previously underscored
by Stevie Wonder, now read over the opening
of 50 Cent’s “In Da Club“.

Not to mention Whiley referring to her TV and Movie review
slot as “FOMOs” and Sara Cox rounding off the week
with her “All Request Friyay!”

All examples that could do with a stern ticking as such.

Now I get why listeners lost their rag over Jo and Simon’s
“Life Hacks” feature last year.

A visit further north at 42.19, and Metro Radio now
mentioning the “Hits Radio Network” in the news intro
proving a possible hint of things to come.

Certainly with the rest of the on-air branding sharing
the same sonic logo, that’s basically shortened from
the Bauer original, as opposed to the “Greatest Hits”
one being made longer (37.02).

Though the average listener would probably
take the view of the late Ian Kilmister, of it being
“all the same” let alone taking any notice at all.

The imaging itself was altered later in the year,
distanced from the City sonic.

Coinciding with changes at Metro and the departure of
Alan Robson’s “Night Owls” phone in show at the end
of June after over 30 years.

Staying with Bauer, the announcement of Scala Radio
as reported that same night on BBC Radio 2 (45.41).

A classical station but with an entertainment lead focus,
and recently departed Simon Mayo as their poster boy
and mid morning host.

5 Live partner in crime Mark Kermode would also be joining
the station, and hosting breakfast would be fellow Radio 2 alumni
Charles Nove.

The premise of Scala planting the idea that had
the concept been pitched 30 years ago, Fluff Freeman
may not have needed to return to Radio 1 for a second time.

The station being the brainchild of one Chris Vezey,
a former Radio 1 producer and head of programmes at Classic FM.

An all-too-aware intro from Rylan Clark-Neal, followed by
Huey Morgan standing in for Johnnie Walker on Radio 2’s
Rock Show at 46.22, and frankly doing a better job of it.

Walker’s heart surgery posing no obstacle for the show
going permanent on Saturday nights, where the original intention
was to interchange with Jools Holland’s big band show.

Following Moria Stuart’s departure to Classic FM,
Jools would now be sharing on late Sundays between Don Black
every 13 weeks, following from the dying embers
of what Ana Matronic would label “your nan’s Radio 2”.

Clare Teal’s swing show, shortened back to half it’s length,
from when it was extended in 2013 (47.01).

It was hoped the shortened Swing Show may have meant
less padding with tracks by Take That, Phil Collins,
Beyonce, and others that happen to contain brass sections
in them, but not so.

Shades of the late John Myers’s “Anything with a trumpet”
definition of jazz, when the Radio Authority challenged
him over not enough jazz being played on GMG’s Jazz FM.

A senior Radio 2 exec explained the reduced running time
in response to a letter in the Radio Times, in that it allowed
more room for documentaries that had previously aired
on weeknights, and Teal’s show, now an hour long
was “now in line with the other specialist shows on Radio 2” .

Meaning Elaine Paige, Craig Charles, Ana Matronic,
and the four night occurrence of Trevor Nelson don’t count
as “specialist shows” due to their two hour running times…

Another listener responded with their own interpretation
of the BBC’s statement;

In an attempt to attract an audience who do not at
present listen to Radio 2, we are rearranging or dropping
programmes, that loyal listeners do listen to, and in the
process we upset or disappoint those listeners, then so be it,
we don’t really care


Heightened by a lack of on-air trailers for shows
falling into that bracket, but if those programmes were trailed,
there’d be no time to play any incessant plugs
for the Gemma Collins podcast on BBC Sounds.

Chaos ensues at 48.27, where Radio 1’s Breakfast presenter
gets looked up in an escape room planted in the soon
to be abandoned Maida Vale studios.

Another of Radio 1’s big stunts and possibly a cut above
the two Hide and Seeks, and Pass The Pasty the year before.

Lasting a day and a half, it was a compelling listen,
even if the clues and references may have predated
Radio 1’s demographic.

Not that any one really cares, for want of a
great radio item.

Scott Mills describing that, and the second “LOLathon”
airing a couple of weeks later (heard in part 2)
as “the sort of thing only Radio 1 could do”.

Or to translate, that sort of thing commercial radio
stations can do, but won’t.

Yes there’s Global’s Make Some Noise, the Jinglebell
and Summertime Balls, and Bauer’s Cash For Kids initiatives,
but whilst successful, the on-air product is standard at best.

Not that the BBC isn’t guilty of standing still,
as with regards to Radio 2, there’s only so many times
you can get celebrities to dance non-stop for 24 hours.

There’s no way this series could finish without
one more from David Rodigan (54.35).

A man so affable, knowledgeable, and bursting with enthusiasm,
you can even let him get away with singing over the tracks.

Scala Radio launches with Simon Mayo at 59:18,
and a new orchestral version of his “banana boat” jingle.

Which if it had lyrics would have went;
“Maayyyo! Simon Maaayyoo!
Scala’s his home, ’cause his career is…”

Mayo receiving a barrage of good-luck messages from listeners,
including the “Simon’s Old Drivetimers” group on Facebook,
abbrieviated on-air as “SODs”.

You just hope that Mayo’s R2 successor doesn’t have a Facebook
group of her own, by the name of “Coxy’s Upbeat New Teatimers”.

But whilst Mayo sounds happy to be back solo, the show itself
feels glass-half-empty, and at times desperate.

Attempting to re-create the air of his pre-Whiley Drivetime show
but not quite cutting it, even with the return of Nigel Barden
providing the ever radio-unfriendly recipe feature on the
Saturday morning show.

Following Mayo is Sam Hughes in a slot not too dissimilar to
the one she was in before leaving Invicta FM 15 years earlier.

It’s hard not to get excited about the presenter you woke up to
in the early 90s, being followed by the alarm clock from the late 90s.

“The Alarm Clock From Heaven” quite possibly.

Though along with Trevor Nelson going four nights a week,
the novelty soon wears off.

At 1:06:56, Graham Mack, a man never short of a meaty quote,
interviewed on 5 Live re: the ban of Michael Jackson songs
on Fix Radio.

A radio station aimed at the building trade, where Mack
had recently become PD.

Presenter Emma Barnett not as tough on Mack
as many a politician she’s interviewed.

Rounding off part 1 at 1:15:01, Toby Anstis, leaving Heart
mid-mornings after 16 years, but staying at the station,
hosting the Friday edition of Club Classics ahead of
a move to breakfast on the new Heart Dance spin-off.

Saturday evenings would be in the hands of Toby’s
new mid-morning successor Pandora Christie,
returning to Global after a few years at Kiss.

A station where the bubble may be on the verge on
bursting, having lost their mid morning host,
and breakfast presenters finishing off part 1 proper,
with a trail for their new Radio 1 late evening show.

Plenty more outrageous audio, or unnecessarily enraging audio
to the easily-offended/plain stupid, in part 2.

Part 2



Late 2018 saw OFCOM announce further deregulation
of what was formerly Independent Local Radio, reducing
local output further, no longer with the obligation to broadcast
a local breakfast show.

Provided stations transmit 3 hours of regional content
per day (with transmission areas reduced further to a
near identical model to the ITV regions) continuing to
provide local news and travel (already diluted as it was)
everything else including weekends could be networked.

Global were quick to react, announcing in late
February 2019 that a number of sites would be shut down
(including what was Invicta FM and Essex FM) and national
breakfast shows would commence on their Capital, Heart
and Smooth brands, in that order over 2009.

Though regarding Smooth, the strategy of getting a big name
to host breakfast, supposedly didn’t work out as planned,
according to the second paragraph in a newsletter
from Popbitch.

Capital Breakfast goes national at 0:26, with Roman Kemp
sounding a bit too perky for 6am, as reflected in the
television ad
for the new show.

When launching a new breakfast show on a national
scale, it may not be the ideal to open with the song
I’m So Tired” .

Though that may be elaborated further in this clip
(if a little exaggerated) from Chris Moyles
on Radio X the previous December.

But back on track…

There’s the interesting addition of a top of hour show
menu on the new national Capital, a device used
prominently on 6 Music, and once implemented
by Invicta FM circa 2005, before GCap.

A chance to hear how it should be done from the former,
leading in to the best jingle still heard on radio (3:16)
introducing Marc Riley’s show every weekday evening.

The line near the end being “Punk before chips on Radio 6“,
which according to the artist formerly known as ‘Lard’,
goes back to his gigging days, seeing the Sex Pistols in Manchester
followed by a visit to the chippy afterwards.

Riley celebrating 15 years on 6 Music, enough to feel
more worried it’s that long since him and Mark Radcliffe
departed Radio 1, which immediately lead to the station closing down…

Greg pops back at 4.57, with the genesis of what became
the breakfast show’s most quoted line via
one Derek “Tommo” Thompson.

Though here’s the thing,

As explored earlier, Greg may be the opposite of Steve Wright
in the mid 80s when it comes to addressing mental health on air.

But on middle aged blokes surrounding themselves
around young women, he may also be the opposite
of John Peel back announcing Robert Palmer
on Top Of The Pops.

The video itself of the racing pundit’s hotel ad
was made back in 2012, which in a post “#MeToo”
climate, is akin to saying it was made in 1970.

Yet the line, and the further involvement
of Tommo on Greg’s show still made really good radio.

Not just on Greg’s show in fact, with utterances of
“Are You Well?” on other stations, including at (43.04)
Nicki Chapman’s early breakfast show on Radio 2.

A presenter winning more favour in that timeslot than the
regular host, though probably not in the case of one disgruntled
BBC Local Radio presenter
.

Really, you’d expect that crap from a livid anorak on RadioToday’s
Facebook page, but not from a presenter still employed by Auntie.

Even more embarrassing, seeing as Nicki hails from Herne Bay.

And bringing the late Ray Moore into it, as great a broadcaster he was, unfortunately reduces the argument solely to rose-tinted nostalgia.

Not the only on-air voice from the station biting the hand
that feeds it, as a former breakfast presenter from Kentish
commercial radio made a similar misjudged tweet
just a few days ago.

A good call to post this extract from an interview with Mick Hucknall
on dealing with envious critics, which regardless of one’s opinion
on the performer, it’s very much nailed.

Phil Williams bids adieu to 5 Live at 9.40, in what could be
preparation for upcoming Radio 2 overnight stand ins
later in the year.

Williams departing the day before Danny Baker
got booted from the station after a mis-judged tweet
involving a photo of a monkey (15.01).

It wouldn’t mean a disappearance of Frank Zappa
on 5 Live altogether, following the arrival of
Elis James and John Robins, joining from Radio X
to host a Friday afternoon show, shifting Kermode
and Mayo to an hour later.

A show that’s stirred up a mixed reaction, in that they’re worthy
of a BBC platform, but is 5 Live the right place for them?

Seeing as their style would be better suited to a pre-2013 6 Music
or pre-humourless 6 Music (bar RadMac).

A final entry from the duo’s dissection of Tony Blackburn’s
autobiography to come later on.

Similar 5 Live moves took place in November with Scott and Chris
gaining Danny Baker’s old timeslot, ailing further speculation
over Mills’ Radio 1 future.

More from the Ball at 16.47, with special guest Greg James
on the show to plug the third of his “Kid Normal” books
as co-written by Chris Smith With The News.

And with that in mind, Greg ends up giving Radio 2
their first sung news jingle in almost 30 years.

Gary Davies retains an old Radio 1 habit at 20:00,
using a theme tune to a popular TV show to underscore
the travel.

To the point that the Game Of Thrones theme even
achieves the feat of making Richie sound less irritating.

Another Radio 1 marathon at 23:17, the second outing for
“The Lol-A-Thon” with Scott and Chris in aid of Comic Relief.

Many of the listener jokes, taken from after hours,
the DJ Luck and MC Neat gag being possibly the only
clean one in there.

No way is that tune now over 20 years old…

The barb from Jordan North leading not so nicely
into Radio 4’s Media Show discussing the de-regulation
of commercial radio (27:30).

Offering his pearls, former Orion executive Phil Riley, who just weeks
later would be hired by Bauer as a senior adviser, overseeing the recently purchased Celador and Lincs FM stations during the period
of Hold Seperate.

Not to mention the other purchases of UKRD
and the non-national stations that Wireless no longer want.

It’s easy to fire hot-takes over the OFCOM deregulation,
but Bauer’s present position is to put it bluntly,
a bloody mess.

Not only a barrage of heritage brands living on borrowed time,
but forgoing the Global route of expanding on existing successful
brands such as Kiss and Magic, and instead launching
even more brands lacking on strategy let alone substance.

Possibly identical to the final round of “Going For Gold”
with Bauer effectively playing catch-up.

Goodness knows how their recent acquisitions
will work out, currently in an ever elongating hold-separate
situation, the stupidity of it summed up more articulately by
David Lloyd
.

Having heard Capital go national, a few of the departures
from Heart’s local breakfast shows at the end of May,
starting in Manchester with Joel and Lorna (31:31).

Lorna Bancroft hosting since 2012 when it was Real Radio,
making up possibly the first all-female breakfast duo, alongside
Sam Walker who’s recently departed 5 Live to live her dream
in the Arizona Desert.

Joel meanwhile eventually signed up by Rock FM in Preston
for breakfast, making a return for Jordan North to the station
even less likely.

A speedy visit down south to the one-time radio husband
to the real life wife of Joel’s former radio partner.

James Heming with a commendable if not too emotional leaving
speech after 19 years on breakfast, which is no mean feat (34.05).

The speech itself, overshadowed some 20 minutes later by another,
from a Prime Minister who probably lasted longer in
Number 10 than Heming did on XFM’s breakfast show.

Richard Straffon was the last presenter to be heard from
John Wilson Business Park on the 31st of May, though from
earlier that day, it’s worth hearing Jonny Meah giving the final words
on breakfast
to long-standing producer Matt Wilcock.

And last up from Essex, Martin and Su, possibly the longest
serving breakfast presenting duo on commercial radio (37.11).

Martin just seven months short of the longest-serving breakfast
presenter, with Peter Gordon still on Eagle Radio breakfast
having launched in January 23 years ago.

Whilst sad to see a number of local shows ending,
not an exaggeration to suggest many had been complacent.

As noted in a piece by Colin Kelly for the OnAirCoach Newsletter
in June of last year, following the barrage of farewell
videos posted by departing presenters;

If they’d produced content of that quality more often
maybe they wouldn’t have got canned.

Martin and Su on the other hand wouldn’t be spending too long
in the radio wilderness, having been snapped up by Southend based
Radio Essex at the end of ’19, due to reignite their breakfast show
in the new year.

Jamie and Amanda’s first show follows at 40:06, and for
a first show, better than expected.

The only weak link being the addition of Ashley Roberts
as the showbiz reporter, but all else aside, Amanda proving
a natural as a presenter, not another female sidekick
to laugh at or be the comedy foil of the male host.

Dare I say it, more likeable than Zoe Ball.

The en-masse angry reaction to the networked breakfast
show on social media may have prompted Bauer to
go the alternate route, when their existing stations in
the Hits Radio network got the green-light to reduce further
local hours.

Beaming their drivetime show with Hi I’m Wes
to the former Big City, and Free Radio stations
in the North and Midlands respectively from September.

Who as heard at 23:00 with the Counterpoint question,
now has something else to brag about endlessly
along with his Love Actually cameo.

All else aside, a tough time for radio made worse by the death
of John Myers, the presenter and executive as heard at 39:12
alongside Trevor Dann in an interview recorded for
the Radio Academy’s “RadioTalk” podcast in 2011.

Again, if not done so already, read his book, containing
even funnier anecdotes.

Listeners still as easily offended in 2019, without
even hearing a programme in full, or at all, proven by
Jo Brand’s battery acid gag on Radio 4’s “Heresy” (43:57).

Resulting in Nigel Farridge losing his shit, and
a clueless caller to James O’Brien’s LBC show
representing the many who appear to get
pleasure out of being irrationally angered.

Not only failing to see the irony of Brand’s joke being made
on a programme called “Heresy” but also too thick
to recall the name of the show, full stop.

And not the first time Brand has been in the firing line
with the far right, as the BNP tried doing the same after a joke on
“Live At The Apollo”
about the addresses of party members
being leaked on the internet in late 2008;

Now we know where to send the poo to!

Another dropped drive-host with no need for sourness follows
at, with Carlos launching Heart 70s, one of 5 new national DAB
stations launched by Global in late August/early September.

And quite the slick launch intro (56;41).

The man who tempted Mayo over to the dark side, shows up at
59:28 Andrew Collins and his Classic FM Movie Soundtrack show,
taking a diversion from the big screen to the small screen.

Though “Sherlock” doesn’t really deserve the acclaim as a series
let alone the best theme tune.

The station as a whole seeing no threat from Scala, and gaining
greater notoriety with John Humphrys standing in
on the breakfast show in late October, following his departure
from Today as heard at 1:16:04.

Throughout 2019, it’s not just been Greg James’s show, where you’ll
be guaranteed an unpopular opinion.

Though in Huey Morgan’s case at 1:08:13, he’s not too good
at dealing with them diplomatically it seems.

Him and Liz Kershaw deserve each other, aligned in
the lower ebbs of 6 Music’s Saturday schedule.

Even more heated at 1:09:30, one or two nuggets from an interview
with Wiley on Dotty’s 1Xtra breakfast show following from
the Fun Lovin’ Criminal.

Can’t add anything more to it, it’s great.

Sara Cox re-emerges at 1:14:15, where to be quite honest,
there’s a sense that she’s not entirely content in her teatime slot.

Too much music, and not enough original or engaging features,
possibly stealing a cue from Scott and Chris by playing
an assembly anthem heralding the arrival of autumn.

Paul Gambaccini is back at 1:22:33 with one final burst
of Pick Of The Pops, as heard throughout the series.

The JAM resings made a long awaited return to the show in early
2018, after Tony Blackburn started using the PAMS jingles
exclusively on Sounds Of The Sixties, where they sound
better suited.

There’s a few lesser played mixouts, including Cut 14
from “Warp Factor” which the online “tribute station”
Solid Gold GEM AM wanted to purchase, but JAM wouldn’t
allow it as the BBC hold UK-wide rights to the cut.

Possibly worldwide rights, seeing as the station
is run from Portugal…

Having serenaded Radio 4 listeners with a delightful Divine Comedy
duet earlier in the episode, Rachel Parris is back at 1:25:09 with newly wedded husband Marcus Brigstocke for a Jazz FM Xmas Day special.

Just showing how far the station has come this decade, and the special itself, arguably the most accessible showcase of jazz on radio,
adding humour to it without sounding forced.

The other festive radio highlight of 2019 at 1:33:39
may be the best thing Radio 1 has ever done.

35 new presenters from all walks of radio given control of the airwaves
from KMFM’s Laura Crockett, to Lucy Edwards (and her guide dog Olga).

As well as some amazing specialist show stand-ins, and a fair number
from my old radio stomping ground Smoke Radio at the University of Westminster, which has just got even better over the last 10 years,
including two SRA Station of The Year gongs to boot.

Further reading (and even more audio) can be found here.

And only right to finish with another snippet from
the original “Impossible Karaoke” with Harry Hill,
whose rendition of “Baker Street” would leave Bob Holness
spinning in his grave.

If you believe Stuart Maconie.

Though it also has you wondering if Mrs Trellis
from North Wales has ever met Bunty Hoven.

So as this series nears an end, can radio continue to provide
entertaining and meaningful snippets worthy of another
set of Soundclouds (or whatever audio platform we’ll be using)
in ten years time?

There’s a fair chance, provided the wider radio industry
will put an end to the incessant self-congratulation.

It’s worth borrowing a line from the late John Myers’ 2009
review on the future of commercial radio, with a football analogy
for good measure, illustrating how little has changed in the last 10 years;

Digital platforms are out there on the pitch scoring goals,
whilst traditional linear radio is still discussing tactics
in the changing room
“.

Or in the British Library.

Too much talk about what the medium can/could do,
rather than just getting on with it, which may
explain why with regards to the latter, there’s
a lot of Greg James in the last two episodes.

Reflected in a statement from the man himself
from a talk at Oxford university earlier in the year;

There’s some amazing and talented presenters
on commercial radio. But they don’t let them talk.
So there’s great talent that just doesn’t get a chance

And also why radio isn’t on the radar of young
aspirers, highlighted in an observation from student radio
alumni Andy Vale regarding online platforms and streaming.

On that the question isn’t “How will radio find the next generation of talent?” as opposed to “Why would the next generation of talent
choose radio?

Radio 1’s Xmas initiative hopefully providing an answer.

As probed by Scott Cohen in the last episode, it’s mainly those
who have known and done radio over a long period of time
with a romanticised view of the medium they don’t want to part with.

Also worth giving this interview from earlier in the year
with Simon Cole
a listen, a man well known and respected
in the industry, yet I’ve never seen him at any big radio events.

After hearing his excitement as opposed to fear for digital
disruption within audio and radio, that probably explains why.

There will be change, at times shocking, possibly upsetting,
but hopefully not boring.

And whichever direction radio takes and whatever audio platforms
will be listened to, they’ll hopefully be covered and looked
back on with blunt uncompromising wit, in a series of uploads
and blogposts similar to this, but hopefully better written.

Thanks for reading.





Series 3 Episode 12 – May-December 2018

It’s the time of the year where one has an irrational urge, to tell
the radio industry in the UK, to get a bleeding room.

So no better time for a reminder of a period where all wasn’t
that rosy on the dial, leading to big, and rather saddening changes
towards the end of ’18.

Welcome to the blog for Episode 12, the director’s cut in fact,
which can be downloaded here, just in case you start wondering
why the timecodes don’t allign with the upload below.


Opening on May 14th 2018, and after almost 18 months,
the return of a live overnight show to Radio 2,
hosted by OJ Borg.

No stranger to the station having been one of the voices
used to link the “Playlist” shows, Borg would be heard 5 nights
a week, produced at Media City by the indie Audio Always.

A confident and relaxed opener to an otherwise uncertain
new line up for Radio 2, headlined by the pairing of Jo Whiley
and Simon Mayo, heard with Sara Cox chatting to Chris Evans,
joking that the comedy double act from Going Live!
and Live And Kicking would be more worthy of the job.

The first show proper getting underway at 3.14, and having listened
back to it for the first time since it aired, there aren’t half
a few slip ups.

Only “Confessions” being retained from the old show,
initially in an awkward post 6pm timeslot,
before being moved back to 5:40 two weeks later.

That, and the eventual re-instatement of “Mahna Mahna”
as the second song on All Request Friday, after playing
the Muppet Show theme tune for a few weeks.

New features include “Best Song Ever” inviting listeners
to choose their favourite song based around a certain theme
normally connected with the day’s guest, “The Lineup”
which was essentially the round from Buzzcocks on the radio
dropped after a few weeks, and the much maligned “Life Hacks”
inviting hints from listeners.

And heard at 9.43, the fast-paced phone-in quiz “End Of Days”
admittedly done better by Greg James with “Yesterday’s Quiz”
on his breakfast show, though we may be getting too far
into tomorrow on this blog…

It’s easy to point fingers towards the failings of the show,
but all blame should lie on nobody, but upper BBC management.

Cowardly denying it was a half-arsed attempt to redress diversity
on Radio 2, made more evident with Jo billed before Simon,
on what had long been his show.

Summed up perfectly by Graham Mack on the
RadioToday podcast, “It’s as if Simon’s been demoted“.

Radio reviewer and fellow Spurs fan David Hepworth
asked Mayo himself, if the new pairing was “an arranged marriage”
on an episode of The Word Podcast, weeks after the show’s relaunch.

It may have proved that way, when Hepworth appeared as a guest
on the show in November, to be asked the same question twice,
by both presenters individually.

Elsewhere online, the listener reaction on social media
was quite frankly the most vile, and spiteful for a radio
show in some time.

Let alone the comments attacking Jo Whiley personally,
for “destroying drivetime” as if it was her own motive.

Radio 2’s Facebook page even resorted to blocking the hashtag
“#BringBackDrivetime” after being used to
hi-jack every comment written on there.

Though on that note, I made a cheeky but affectionate Tweet 
to Cerys Matthews on her first Blues Show, having
“made it proper as a radio presenter” on getting her own sung jingle
(17.57).

A new one specially for the show, more guitar driven,
than the mouth-organ one made for (and played on it by)
the previous host.

The show still produced by indie Somethin’ Else, who would
also be looking after Sara Cox’s new late show at 20.08, with the opening
link done over a nicely edited version of “Another Day Of Sun
from “La La Land” that she later took with her to teatime.

The furore over Drivetime left Sara’s show to get on with it,
and she’d still be standing in for Evans on breakfast
in fact just two weeks after her new show started.

The late offering was a nice little show, with a focus on arts,
and features such as the brilliantly named “Shiftfaced”
chatting to a caller on their late shift, later inherited by OJ Borg.

Coxy’s Friday night 80s haunt would now be in the hands of
Woo Gary Davies, the trail heard at 21.24, and it’s only noticeable
when listening through headphones that they’ve tuned
the opening line with some Pro Tools plugin.

Over to Radio 1 at 22;05, and a big announcement from Nick Grimshaw
handing over the breakfast baton to Greg James in late August.

Days before Greg’s final drivetime show in mid July,
the two of them staged a large-scale hide and seek, taking over
Radio 1 for almost a whole day, hiding in a fancy room in Liverpool.

Quite the stunt, and very sporting a show swap.

Before Grimshaw’s farewell announcement from breakfast,
plans were afoot for Radio 1’s weekend schedule to be
extended to Fridays from mid-June, starting
from breakfast with Dev, and Alice Levine.

With Greg destined for Mon-Thursday breakfast, a vacancy
was now open on the Friday Chart Show, to be filled by
Scott Mills after nearly two decades of standing in.

And an added bonus what with him and Chris Stark no longer
having to share their Friday show with Maya Jama
AKA The Decade With No Name’s Lisa I’Anson.

Mills takes the reigns at 28.04, with a revised set of themes and stings
from Delicious Digital
, expanding on the Robert Miles sonic 
from the 2015 set.

Along with a presentation style with a few shades of Mark Goodier,
and greater emphasis on the anticipation, bringing
back the tagline “The Only Chart That Counts!”.

Chart purists may whinge about the listener interaction
but it’s not 1979 anymore.

With facts and figures readily available online, the countdown
has to have that interactive element, and the current incarnation
gets the balance just right, without resorting to big competitions
like they had with Hi I’m Wes and JK and Joel.

Now with a set of sung jingles, Liza Tarbuck returns
at 33.05 having added more listeners to her stunner
of a Saturday evening show.

A dab hand at choosing the music played, though
her weekly airing of “A Summer Place” as heard at 36.03,
illustrates why it’s probably best not to dissect
a tune live on air.

Resulting in possibly the radio equivalent of her Big Breakfast
blooper 19 years earlier, where during a newspaper review
LiLi missed out a crucial word on reading out the headline;
“Who Wants To Blow Up A Millionaire”

There’s not much else to be said here, apart from
still being one of the hidden gems of radio.

Following that at 38.35, the show that became to Radio 4’s Feedback,
what “Dick And Dom In Da Bungalow” was to Points Of View.

The angry backlash of Jo and Simon, overtaking “Jamaica Inn”
as the Radio Times’ most complained about programme.

Angry enough for Chris Evans to address it on his own
show, preceding a trail for Radio 2’s new rock
show as hosted by Johnnie Walker (45.54).

Walker for all his knowledge and credentials sounding
too laid back for such a show, failing to ditch the stereotype
of rock music aimed at middle aged men or older,
and unfortunately sounding dry.

Made more noticeable when Huey Morgan stood in towards the
end of the first run, and again in 2019 when Walker took
time off for heart surgery, with the Fun Lovin’ Criminal
sounding far more confident.

On the same day as Nick Grimshaw bidding adieu from
breakfast, big changes were announced at 6 Music
as mentioned by Mark Radcliffe at 51.48.

A calm but not fully-disguised response to probably
the most controversial of the changes, RadMac relegated
to weekend breakfast in the new year, though most
disappointing of all was no new voices added
to the line up.

Lauren Laverne, a welcome addition to breakfast,
but a lot of uncertainty over Mary Anne “I Invented Dubstep” Hobbs
being promoted to weekday mid-mornings.

A presenter proving it’s not just the past that can be viewed
through rose tinted spectacles.

Two weeks later and the first breakfast outing
for Greg James at 53.49, and the perfect introduction.

Maybe the first one in heck knows how long,
not to run through a list of the old hosts,
and just getting on with it, establishing the show’s
selling point of being unashamedly stupid.

A stunt in the first half hour involving a lion
at Blackpool Zoo, and new features including at 58.44,
the very popular “Unpopular Opinion”.

An item that must earn Richard Brown an awful
lot of PRS royalties.

More importantly, the main theme itself, produced by Reelworld
sounding like a cross between “The Greatest Show
and Panic At The Disco’s “High Hopes“.

And maybe a hint of “Galway Girl” too.

As explored on the Earshot Podcast, it was important
to establish a memorable sonic hook, with the theme tunes
to Live & Kicking and The Big Breakfast being key influences,
both penned by David Arnold.

Who also had a hand in the library piece that gave birth
to the tag “Chris Smith With The News”, co-penned by
Radio 1 jingle veteran Bruce Upchurch.

There were worries at first when revealed
Chris Smith wouldn’t be making the move to mornings,
but soon put to one side after the launch.

Reading the news would be Roisin Hastie, bringing
a naive sense of humour to proceedings, along
with her psychic robot vacuum cleaner “Alan” developing
a continuous streak at predicting big sports scores.

A more than solid opener, and the show itself
got even better over the rest of the year.

As this blog has laid in to a lot of radio, it’s only fair to
take it back, with Jake Yapp on his Radio 4 series “Media Circus”
tearing in to “The Listening Project” (1:00:29).

A strand I took part in back in 2017, Yapp highlights
the inanities including a brilliant lampooning
of presenter Fi Glover.

With that in mind, her “Fortunately” podcast
with Jane Garvey would be an equally worthy target
for a second series of Media Circus.

Another big announcement at 1:01:48, from the 3rd of September,
Chris Evans and his departure from Radio 2
at the end of the year.

Revealed later that same morning he’d be moving
to Virgin Radio, the reasons hinted at by Jon Holmes,
in a piece of audio recorded by RadioToday
at a parliamentary event in December.

Around the same time, Scott Taunton was pushed into revealing
Evans’ salary by Amol Rajan on Radio 4’s Media Show.
Which he didn’t, but seeing as Virgin haven’t exactly invested
in acknowledging, let alone enhancing the rest of the station’s
on air line up, it must have been a fair bit.

And that’s not to suggest the rest of the line up are average,
but it’s made to sound that way.

Former breakfast presenters Sam and Amy, split into separate shows,
and Eddy Temple Morris, undermined on his music knowledge
and credentials, and reduced to working from a narrow
(and still not quite defined) music rotation.

On the same day as Evans’ announcement, Eddie Mair,
whose first LBC show appears at 1:06:05.

A brave move, but not enough to become a daily listen
in the same way as PM.

Most of those who rang up found it hard not
to blow smoke up Mair’s behind, and the attempts
at humour that may have worked on PM felt out of place
transmitted from the Death Star.

Namely one involving Jeremy Paxman reading an extract
from Hamlet each day, preceded by a big orchestral
introduction building up to just a single line.

On a more solemn note, two days later saw the death
of 5 Live presenter Rachel Bland after battling cancer.

The station handled it brilliantly (1:08:51),
revisiting the presenter’s funnier moments,
such as a festive slip of the tongue with Tony Livesey.

A delve into Radio 1’s wee small hours at 1:20:59,
with Thundercat compiling an array of jazzy ones,
getting the good word from Dev and Alice
commencing another weekend breakfast show.

Albeit not for much longer, as come November
the Friday to Sunday breakfast slot would
be taken over by Matt and Mollie in a show swap.

Dev also had his work cut out, filling the space
left by Shouty Sloth on The 8th.

Having announced his Radio 1 departure for early November,
Sloth ended up leaving a few weeks sooner after
attempting a Kanye West inspired stage invasion
at that year’s ARIAs.

To be heard in the new year alongside Zane Lowe
on Beats None.

A case of “look at what you could have won” at 1:23:21.

Sara Cox from her many stand-in stints on
Radio 2 breakfast, including the ever popular
“Half-Wower” as voiced by John B Wells.

Evans himself was backing the stand-in as his
successor, but following a leak by Dan Wooton
in The Sun, Zoe Ball was announced as
the new Radio 2 Breakfast Show host on the 3rd of October.

Sara Cox falling victim to the old Chinese proverb
of the stand-in not getting the job full-time, though
it has it’s positives, not least as Carolyn Quinn
wasn’t chosen to replace Eddie Mair on PM.

The announcement itself, followed at 1:31:59 by Greg James’s
hilarious reaction to the revelation that Ball’s
daughter Nelly listened to him, and not Evans.

On a sadder note, another word from Mark Radcliffe
later on that evening at 1:33:22, taking time out from radio
to undergo treatment for mouth cancer.

When it rains, it bloody well pours.

Ricky Ross stood in for Radcliffe for a few weeks,
until the more affable Katherine Tickell
was brought in to hold the fort before
Radcliffe’s return the following January.

Staying in Manchester, a further delve into BBC Local Radio at 1:34:40,
and Gerald Jackson, the man behind all the audio
imaging across the stations, presenting his
Sunday night “Unforgettable” on BBC Radio Manchester.

The last one of the night, Gerald can be heard handing
over to Stephen Nolan on 5 Live with the top of hour
as produced by Delicious Digital.

Introduced in late 2016, and made up of a sonic logo
almost reminiscent of an early Alfasound jingle
package for the ill-fated Centre Radio in Leicester.

From 2018’s Children In Need marathon,
Marvin And Rochelle Humes make a guest appearance
on Ken Bruce’s show at 1:41:33.

I’m guessing Ken didn’t pass on any advice
for when they’d be hosting their own music quiz
“The Hitlist” on BBC 1 in the new year.

And on the subject of being put out of one’s misery,
the second outing in this episode of Feedback (1:45:28),
responding to the end of Jo and Simon’s Radio 2 show,
and Mayo’s overall departure from the station.

The whole debacle and mis-management was probed
in a Radio Times article by Mark “Humpty” Lawson,
pushing the spotlight towards the incompetencies at
Wogan House.

Yet there may have been a silent majority more
appreciative of the show, adding an extra 200 thousand
listeners to the 5 million from when Mayo hosted solo.

Whiley would return to her old show, now between
7 and 9pm taking the Taxi Service with her, and the 5-7 slot
in the hands of Sara Cox from 2019, with Trevor Nelson
taking over her late show.

The only feature from Jo And Simon to transfer within
the station would be “New To 2”, now in the hands of Ken Bruce
complementing the cringey live sessions in the Radio 2
“(Get A) Piano Room”.

Initially assumed that she would be standing in for Ball
on breakfast, Cox confirmed after Christmas that
she would no longer be doing so after taking over teatimes.

Again, when it rains…

Not to mention specialist shows getting sidelined, 
and documentaries pushed to the weekend.

Whiley would also be given standing in duties for Ken Bruce,
prompting a similar negative reaction on Twitter
from the Popmaster police.

Many of them incapable of spelling her surname correctly.

The final moments of Mayo and Whiley at 1:50:50
with a moving (if intended as witty) improvised song
from comedy duo Harry and Chris,
enough to have Simon almost going.

And again in his final link proper, where Radio 2
bosses were generous to let him host his last
All Request Friday solo, with just Simon
and the crazy callers.

The final words almost reminiscent of Jimmy Young’s
16 years earlier, Mayo stating in many press interviews
the following year that he had not listened to Radio 2
since exiting Wogan House.

Just as well, as he wouldn’t want to hear the opening jingle
for the show now in his old timeslot, on it being loosely
based on the opening to “The Greatest Showman”.

Following Lewis Capaldi’s revolting opinion as opposed
to unpopular, a statement of equal feather-ruffling
from Scott Cohen recorded at the International
Radio Festival in Malta that November (1:55:51).

It may be a case of personal frustration, but Cohen
quite frankly may have a point.

Traditional linear radio has a similar fate hanging over
it as the close harmony Dallas-sung jingle did in the late 90s.

Those who’ve been in it for a long time have great affection,
but the newer generation just aren’t buying into it on as greater scale.

It’s naive (no, completely bloody stupid) to assume
younger listeners brought up on streaming services
will move on to linear radio when they get older.

Baby boomers didn’t switch their colour television sets
for monochrome models when they reached middle age.

The wider spectrum of radio audiences in the UK
may appear healthy, but it’s not replenishing.

And for want of a second comparison, linear radio maybe facing
an identical predicament as Top Of The Pops, and terrestrial
children’s television were in, just over a decade earlier.

Regarding the latter, the industry not realising
it was in crisis until it was too late, so radio may be following
television’s lead in deliberately pretending the next
generation of listeners simply doesn’t exist.

No wonder the BBC are panicking with the
overblown promotion of BBC Sounds.

This very blog could be a victim with regards to looking back,
so thank goodness the final episode is getting close,
to be posted in a matter of days.

Bonus Episode – Local Radio In The UK (2010-2019)

A special episode, though not that sort of “special episode”,
focusing on local radio in the UK in the last 10 or so years
whether it be BBC, commercial, or community radio.



You’ll hear the standouts, and unintentional send-ups
within what has been a challenging year for the sector.

A slightly shorter blog mind, which initially had a few paragraphs
that went to town on many local radio related hot potatoes.

Rather than have it written down, it’s probably better
to get a perspective from the experts.

Two of them in this instance, Stu and Roy from the RadioToday podcast from April and July this year in response to a campaign to reverse
the de-regulation of local commercial radio.

Similar observations on the BBC’s local strategy heard here
via Matt Deegan from a RadioToday Roundtable last autumn.

That aside, all down to the name of this series of compilations,
there’s hope that from 2020 onwards, the BBC will redefine perceptions
of local radio, and with the amazing Chris Burns overseeing it,
the end results be rewarding if gradual.

Stephanie Hirst’s succint explanation of her
Ibiza outing this autumn at 1:23:26, providing further depth.

It’s worth asking the question, what can local radio do,
that a smartphone app can’t?

And do aspiring presenters want to be in it to guide listeners
through breaking events, or just to play Dave Doubledecks?

There’s hope of leaning towards the former, with the audio
towards the end of the episode as elaborated on by Keri Jones
earlier in the year, following the Whaley Bridge floods.

Keri also one of the bods behind launching Radio Newquay,
(4.42) one of the better sounding community stations.

The neighbouring Radio St Austell Bay could borrow a few pointers
from them, if their embarrassing audio exploits are to go by (46.38, 1:15.56)

Also noteworthy, the challenge of not just getting younger listeners
into the habit of listening to BBC Local Radio, but encouraging
them to make radio a habit of their’s full stop.

As elaborated by Matt Deegan, the idea of appointment to listen,
is absurd, not least as many of the shows aimed for that audience
appear to resemble the radio equivalent of “Nosin Aroun”.

With similar repercussions for a physical radio if listened to.

Is every town, or county close-knit enough
to warrant a radio station just for them?

And will it have memorable engaging presenters, enough so
to warrant an outing away from the studio, and in front of
a live audience, a la Mylo and Rosie from Bradford’s “Paul Swan”
(10.34).

If clinging to the belief that listeners can be drawn in by
a photo of the studio you’re presenting from on Twitter,
it may be worth reading the opening of Chapter 21
of David Lloyd’s recently published “Radio Secrets”.

And his blog post on the same subject with many valid observations.

So to sum it up, local radio has a bright future, if it can move away
from attempting to recreate a rose-tinted past.

The series proper will resume just before Christmas looking
at the main ups and downs on the radio dial from mid to late 2018.

With a few laughs thrown in for good measure.

Series 3 Episode 11 – September 2017-May 2018


The episode you’ve been looking forward to the most,
starting with a trail for a two part series hosted by
Johnnie Walker, looking back at 50 years of Radio 2,
as recalled by the listeners.

A good series too, if treading carefully to avoid
any sentiments putting down lesser-favoured presenters.

Such an occasion warrants the digging out of old jingles,
and Steve Wright doesn’t disappoint at 6.03, with Simon Mayo
following with one or two early morning offerings (7.51).

Mayo’s memory of jingles has long been known to be
sketchy, with no memory of the infamous “Rod and June”
jingle when played to him by Moyles a decade earlier.

Made more noticeable recently when mistaking
Sophie Turner’s sung rendition of his Radio 2 Drivetime ID
for a 90s Radio 1 jingle when interviewed
on Wittertainment in 2019.

As 1: Radio 1 didn’t even broadcast on 88-91 FM in the 90s
(from the end of March 1990 at least.)

and 2: Possible proof that events to come later
in the episode would have made it feel even longer
since Mayo last heard his Radio 2 Drivetime intro.

Also worth noting the appearance of “Number One” (3.54)
the tune used to introduce Radio 2’s Saturday afternoon
sport, recently resurrected on 5 Live by Mark Chapman.

The day itself at 10.02, recorded from Radio 2, with Radio 1
opting in for just the Robin Scott pre-amble, and returning
to their own show after “Flowers In The Rain”.

Blackburn and Grimshaw join together at 18.19, with
guests Sara Cox, Simon Mayo and Mike Read though
you won’t have to hear any instances of Readie
getting his guitar out.

A few highlights from Radio 1 Vintage follow at 22.42,
and it was an enjoyable couple of days.

Most of the whole shows have been preserved on Mixcloud
and without the music as official podcasts from the BBC,
whereas the highlights in this episode contain the bits that
hit home.

The scheduling was inspired, giving most shows as near to their
original Radio 1 timeslot, with “the DJs DJ” Roger Scott at 2pm on
the Saturday following the frustrated DJ’s DJ, Adrian Juste at 1.

Not forgetting the chart rundown as shared by
then present incumbent Greg James, and the pro
that is Goodybags (28.33) in possibly his first radio appearance
after the stroke the year before.

It all came to an end at midnight on the 2nd of October,
but there’s no time for mourning, as from a week later
Woo Gary Davies is back, standing in for Steve Wright
at 34.58.

Proving that it’s the little bits of audio that make this series
stand out, nothing better than Bobbie Pryor reading
the travel over 808 State’s 1989 debut,
the record that may be to Gary Davies, what “I’m Still Waiting
was to Tony Blackburn.

Over at Radio 1, further changes arrived in November
with Charlie Sloth given a 9-11pm slot Mondays-Thursdays
consisting of a lot of shouting and swearing.

It meant the end for Radio 1’s hour long documentary
slot, now relegated to shorter pieces within a new
Sunday afternoon “Life Hacks” show airing in the timeslot
formerly occupied by the Official Chart.

In effect, reverting back to how they played out on Lamacq
Live or Colin Murray’s late night show 10 years earlier.

Longer docs now posted exclusively online.

The other big half-centur-versary in the BBC
that autumn, was that of Local Radio.

On the night of the annual Gillard awards in November,
Tony Hall himself announced that the planned cuts to
local radio would be scrapped, and greater investment
would be made into enhancing BBC Local Radio’s image.

The networked evening show, as of then hosted by
Radio York’s Georgie Spanswick would be axed in 2018,
as part of an aim for BBC Local Radio to provide a service
for everyone, not just those in their late 50s-dead.
(but with the same budgets as beforehand)

Many embraced the news with great anticipation,
but unfortunately not all radio industry peeps were as welcoming.

Namely one David Lloyd publishing an open letter
on his blog to the BBC DG, unhappy that they weren’t
making savings, and afraid that the BBC would lose it’s
focus on over 50s.

A market that BBC should be serving as that demographic
is supposedly “not commercially viable”.

Easily translated as “well we simply don’t want to provide
a station for older audiences because they’re a nightmare
to define as a demographic“.

The irony that many notable management figures
in commercial radio are more than likely to be aged 50 or older,
and they’re supposedly unable to adapt the medium
for their own age bracket.

A side-effect of clinging to the tired stereotype of 50+ year olds
only wanting to hear easy listening music predating the 1980s.

Unwilling to acknowledge that by 2020, those who went
to illegal raves, or saw the Stone Roses’ Heaton Park concert
will be in their 50s.

Scared that BBC Local Radio will branch away from
talking down to listeners in the most patronising tone,
that even younger presenters breaking into fold,
believe is the way to talk to your listener.

Audio evidence to come in a future episode.

For a far better analysis than the nonsense you’ve just read,
it’s worth reading Trevor Dann’s response as posted here.

And from Ian Beaumont, “An Open Letter To David Lloyd”.

From the morning after the announcement at 39.34,
Julia George at BBC Radio Kent, opening her daily
phone-in to the listeners’ honest thoughts on the
station, and oh my, they don’t hold back.

Providing an comprehensive travel service maybe one thing,
but relentless updates every twenty minutes disrupt the flow,
giving potentially good items barely any time to breathe.

At 49.16, one of the best radio discoveries of the decade,
Liza Tarbuck and her squeaky dog toys entertaining
Radio 2 listeners on Saturday evenings.

An amazing blend of warm wit, listener letters,
and superbly chosen songs (and instrumentals)
she may be the nearest the station has to Terry Wogan.

Much of the listener correspondence involves
their evening meals, with Liza often getting excited
at the first spag bol related text, yet she also appears
to have a penchant for chips, attempting
to work them into many misheard song lyrics.

You’ll hear more from her in Episode 12 without doubt.

Staying with the station in 2018, at the beginning of
what would be quite an eventful year.

(Though not in the way that the trail at 53.46 suggests)

None more so than a pre-recced Jamie Cullum show
finishing prematurely due to a third of the show seemingly missing,
and Ana Matronic having to step in earlier than usual.

Which is no bad thing at all.

Especially the bit at 59.37, where on back-announcing
Portugal The Man, she seemingly mimics Janis Joplin.

On a more serious note, the news item over the issue of inequal
gender pay at the BBC.

Made worse by John Humphrys joking about the whole issue
down the line with Jon Sopel, in a piece of audio (52.25)
not intended for broadcast.

Many called for Humphrys to be sacked, a response
maybe better-received than that of the changes
announced at BBC Radio 2 days later.

Headlined by the addition of Jo Whiley to Simon Mayo’s
drivetime show.

The new double headed show would be extended to three
hours from May, running until 8pm except on Fridays, with the requests
remaining in place and Tony Blackburn retaining his “Golden Hour”.

Mayo leaving hints of uncertainty right from the offset,
the first song played that afternoon following
the announcement being “Regret” by New Order.

Though as later revealed in a Radio Times interview,
the drivetime host was told about the decision secondhand,
via a phone call from his agent who had met with Lewis Carnie.

Radio 2’s head of programmes, supposedly too scared
to tell Mayo in person, resorting to a desperately
positive spin, on that “co-presenting is the future”.

Leaving you wondering if Carnie ended up having a word
with the producers of “Later With Jools Holland”.

It was Mayo’s insistence to be paired with Whiley,
but another interview in the Mail on Sunday’s Event magazine
brought it into an even worse light, stating that
the horror of them plucking someone from local radio
would have caused him to leave instantly.

No. Sorry, that’s pure arrogance.

Adding to the much complained trait of Radio 2
not giving any local radio presenters a chance
to find their feet on the station (save for narcissistic traffic reporters).

Also hinting the assumption that had Mayo been paired
with a presenter other than Whiley, they wouldn’t have
had to stretch the show to three hours, pushing back
Radio 2’s specialist shows and documentaries as a consequence.

It was easy to perceive the move as a snap reaction to the fuss over
Carrie Gracie, but the issue of gender inequality at Radio 2
went back a lot further than that, with Tony Blackburn even being
questioned about it in a BBC News interview for Radio 1’s 50th.

Two major factors were presenter wages being made public,
and OFCOM, now adding the BBC to it’s bow
decreeing Radio 2’s daytime schedule to better reflect
presenters of diverse backgrounds.

Not to mention upper BBC management shitting themselves,
after Jane Garvey spoke out over the lack of women presenters
on Radio 2 within the hours of daylight.

Right from the offset, the announcement
was met with antipathy.

In one corner, listeners unhappy that the long-running drivetime show
was to be tampered with, and in the other, campaigners
for gender equality, who thought it hadn’t gone far enough.

On the assumption that the Radio 2 bosses were still
weary over the very idea of a woman presenting
on her own in peak time.

Other changes were relatively positive, Gary Davies taking over
from Sara Cox on her 80s show, Cox promoted to a weeknight
late show, and live overnights returning with new host OJ Borg.

With Coxy’s new show focusing on theatre, comedy and
upcoming television progs, Radio 2’s weekly arts show
would also be bowing out after 28 years, though host Jonathan Ross
left before the axe fell, leaving Anneka Rice to step in until the end.

Edging towards it’s 40th anniversary at 1:00:38, BBC Radio Scotland
and the early evening request show “Get It On”
with Bryan Burnett inviting listeners to choose the tunes,
all within a different theme, every Monday to Thursday evening.

And in a similar vein to Liza Tarbuck’s show,
many sharing their dinner details.

The interaction between Bryan and his producers
being another key part of the show, including
Barbara Wallace AKA “Miss Babbs”, the most fun,
on the basis that she gets the most stick.

It could also prove influential on a wider radio scale,
Greg James maybe doing more than good to borrow Bryan’s sign off
from the Thursday show “Have a great weekend, when it comes“.

Especially as it feels even further away on a Thursday morning.

Reelworld’s custom jingle package for BBC Radio Scotland
had been introduced in the later part of 2017,
sharing a sonic motif around many musical styles
with the one used on “Get It On” sounding similar
to George Ezra’s “Shotgun“.

Which is impressive seeing as the song wasn’t released
until the following summer.

Other variants heard at 1:04:26 including the jazz version
with more than just a nod to “So What“.

Jo Whiley shows up, in the twilight days of her 8-10 slot (1:05:14),
including “The Taxi Service” to be carried over to the new show,
along with Arcade Fire’s “Keep The Car Running” as it’s theme.

Also worth noting the trail for the new “Good Morning Sunday”
relaunched in February ’18 with new hosts Rev. Kate Bottley
and Jason Mohammad from Final Score and 5 Live,
whose uncanny voice-similarity to Chris Evans probably
had several listeners waking up on Sundays thinking it was Monday.

And with it being double-headed, another hint of Lewis Carnie’s
supposed optimism on co-presenting.

The new three hour offering combining both the long standing
show with elements of the recently dropped “Sunday Hour”,
in a further attempt to cover all faiths and not just Christianity.

A return appearance for Jim the Cabin Boy at 1:08:13,
with a show as broadcast on “Waiting In Line For Ages
To Get Inside A Record Shop Day”.

Highlighting the fact that if you happen to own
an insane amount of vinyls, there’s a good chance
a lot of them will be crap.

Not least the then latest offering from Chaka Khan,
which is essentially the singer screaming over
an old Fatback Band loop.

The quote from Duke Ellington in the opening jingle
may sum it up; “What I do tomorrow will be the
best thing I’ve ever done

Unfortunately the “Incredible” compilation album
was released 20 years ago…

The eventual realisation that the tunes heard nowadays
on an “All Winners Show”, would quite frankly
be very lucky to just scrape a bronze medal.

That’s not to say that there shouldn’t be a place for
experimental and leftfield music on the BBC,
but Late Junction on Radio 3, manages to provide
just that, whilst at the same time remembering
there’s a listener.

(Just a pity it’s been cut down to one show a week)

Where as mentioned a couple of episodes back,
GP has long spoken to an close-knit audience,
hanging on his every word since Kiss 100, or even as far back
as the 80s pirates.

Perfectly accepting of rambly radio, whilst anyone new
to the show as a listener may find it a struggle to get into.

Though with such a status and list of accolades,
GP has earned the right to break the rules in that sense.

An ARIA for Worldwide FM showing hope
and breaking barriers for internet radio, standing out within
a quagmire of other online stations, with a foresight for
the future of the medium firmly cemented in the past.

Which according to RadioToday’s comments section,
listeners are flocking to in their, er, tens…

None more desperate than the wet dream of one Tony Prince
formerly of Radio Caroline and Radio Luxembourg.

United DJs, launched in April ’18 after months
of supposed anticipation, and definite disagreements
was the result of a project designed to be a Luxy revival,
until Tony Prince fell out with the co-founder.

Ignoring the honest advice of Trevor Dann
it was a reunion of radio DJs (that’s “DJs”, not “presenters”)
ranging from David Jensen, Paul Burnett, Mike Read
(heard botching up the launch at 1:12:00) and Dave Lee Travis
in his first radio gig post-arrest.

If anything it just elaborates why the radio “DJ”
in that sense, is held to ridicule, living up
to the Smashie and Nicey stereotype that many anoraks
unrealistically long for the return of.

I can remember reading a comment on Facebook
from someone who hated the Harry Enfield
and Paul Whitehouse characters because
it did that generation of DJs no favours“.

Er…

No, seriously, there’s room for radio stations
that want to recreate the old days, though in
a mass array of internet stations, there’s room
for almost anything.

But to fall into the belief that an online station such as
“United Has-Beens Or Never-Will-Bes” is a worthy
competitor towards Radio 2 or bigger commercial brands,
that’s identical to Willie Carson entering
a hobby horse in the Grand National.

Further analysis heard here, from a RadioToday
roundtable
not long after the launch.

The first of many farewells at 1:18:32, Paul Jones
departing Radio 2’s Blues Show after 32 years, where the
opening link from the first show in 1986 gets a repeat outing.

The same week as when Derek Jameson took over breakfast.

Replacing the ex Manfred Mann lead singer would be
the former Catatonia singer.

Cerys Matthews at the helm from mid May,
following a set of stand ins from Huey Morgan
spinning his “joints”.

And Paul Jones wouldn’t sever ties altogether,
making a return appearance on the show
as a guest in July.

At 1:22:57 the last “traditional” Simon Mayo Drivetime show
from early May, bidding adieu to chef Nigel Barden
(later reunited with Mayo on Scala), and “Sports Guy” Matt Williams.

A popular, if very noisy participant of the show (sounding
near-identical to Biggins) Williams is presented with his own
farewell montage, before one last song by the Proclaimers.

Mayo’s words before the special performance,
very knowing, more than just a hint of uncertainty
as also displayed in a much quoted Tweet not long after,
describing the weeks leading up to the new show
as “difficult and upsetting”.

Matt meanwhile would be replaced by a rotating team
of sports presenters, providing minute long updates
from Media City.

The schedule changes also saw the “resting” of two relics
of the Radio 2 schedule, as management finally drew
their attention to the Jimmy Carr one-liner;

Who Is This Organist Entertaining?“.

You’ll be spared from Nigel Ogden, but rounding off
this episode, Frank Renton with the final outing
of “Listen To The Band” (1:29:10) which could also be open
to similar interpretation by Carr.

The remaining 7 months will be probed in Episode 12…

Series 3 Episode 10 – 2016-2017



Starting off with an Autumn outing for Pick Of The Pops
and new host Paul Gambaccini who despite lacking
the brashness of Blackburn, settles in to the role
bringing a few of his mannerisms with him.

And to paraphrase one of them, the PAMS resings remain,
even if Gambo’s not that great at jocking them.

Which is funny for a man who once claimed in an interview
to be one of three DJs in the UK being a dab hand at hitting vocals
alongside Pat Sharp and his dad Tony Blackburn.

Who as heard in the PM item at 11.24, would be returning to
the BBC and Radio 2 in 2017, but not Pick Of The Pops,
instead given the slot soon to be vacated by Desmond Carrington.

Essentially, both Blackburn and the BBC bosses
agreed to disagree over what happened in February,
and Blackburn would return to Wogan House on New Year’s Eve.

Stephanie Hirst is back at 7.05, still on Saturdays at Radio Manchester
but not from Manchester.

After a year, Hirsty chose to knock her 90s show on the head
on the thought that her vinyl library back in Barnsley
was too big a draw not to be aired on the radio,
thus the arrival of the Vinyl Revival.

Giving Stephanie the chance to speak in great detail
as to when records came out on what label and so on,
which may be a headful for some on a Saturday night
but all part of her act.

Now this is rather hilarious at 14.17,
Iain Lee dealing ever-professionally with two callers
that have ended up ringing him, when attempting
to get on to talkSPORT.

And not the last of Lee in this episode.

Two interviews with Johnnie Walker, the first with
Cerys Matthews on 6 Music at 16.43, and the second
from a Radio 2 Christmas special starring Peter Kay,
with the Bolton comic turning the tables on Walker
in the highlight of 2016’s annual festive interviews.

It added to the anticipation of the
second series of Car Share which didn’t disappoint,
unlike the final two episodes a year later.

That said, Series 2 could have done without the
Smurfette episode and all.

Into 2017, and the first outing for Tony Blackburn’s
Golden Hour (24.55), aiming to start the weekend despite
Steve Wright already doing so with “Serious Jockin” (38.21).

Whilst not the same format as the Radio 1 staple,
Blackburn had seemingly gone full circle having started
the Golden Hour on his mid morning show in the mid 70s
before Simon Bates took all the credit for it.

But whilst Bates’s “Golden Hour” bellowed the question
“but what was the year?” Blackburn’s left many asking
“What’s the point?”.

Elsewhere, at Wogan House, further setbacks
with the announcement that live overnights
were to be dropped as part of a cost cutting exercise
(26.53).

Out went a tearful Janice Long, and a discreetly riled Alex Lester,
to be replaced by voice-tracked shows with the intention
of showing off Radio 2’s wide selection of music genres.

Long revealed in an interview for the South Wales Echo
being told about the decision whilst on holiday
the previous August and wasn’t allowed to tell anyone,
not even her producer, until the BBC made it public in the new year.

Later admitting in another interview at last year’s
Segue event in Leeds that coming off overnights
was a relief in hindsight, having not enjoyed it as much
since the reformatting in late 2014.

Elaborated further in a tweet;
After Midnight” was shit. I was told no sessions or interviews
and to be generic. Hated it but I had a mortgage.”

Fortunately Janice would relish again in live sessions when getting
effectively her old 80s Radio 1 show back, on BBC Radio Wales
that summer, along with a stint hosting at the Cheltenham Jazz Festival
for Radio 2, for an indisposed Jamie Cullum.

Lester’s exit caused a mass uproar amongst the devoted
fans, highlighting more than ever that if Roger Scott was
“The DJ’s DJ”, then Lester may well and truly be “the anorak’s DJ”.

Which may be a good point in the blog to explain
why I’m probably not a radio anorak in that sense,
as I’ve never got “The Dark Lord”.
(See also, Richard Allinson)

The bitterness didn’t help either.

Lester spent the following two years presenting breakfast
at BBC WM, before going into semi-radio retirement.

More at 32.33, from an impassioned Iain Lee, responding
to a Tweet that radio peeps spread like mad (and again
two years later), leaked station style guidelines from Bauer,
and another revamp for their Big City 1 stations
in their long-undecided branding strategy.

The rant itself, shortened in this episode,
but the whole thing’s worth a listen too.

Even at last year’s Radio Festival, Gillian Reynolds
was asked why she and other radio critics
turned a deaf ear to commercial radio.

To which the radio reviewer from the Sunday Times
explained that commercial radio in it’s majority was formulaic.

That’s not to say all was rosy at the BBC
at the same time.

In September 2016, the Radio Times ran a piece on
their website hinting Sounds Of The Sixties would be
ditched from it’s long standing 8am slot, to make way for
a new weekend breakfast show to be hosted by Dermot O’Leary.

The BBC denied any suggestions, but it all started to unravel
when in late November, Brian Matthew was suddenly
replaced by Tim Rice, holding the fort throughout Christmas
and into early 2017.

Made more obvious when a show ended by going
straight into “Foot Tapper“, abruptly hacking Brian’s line
That’s Your Lot For This Week, See You Next Week!

It emerged at the time that Brian was unwell, but in late
January it was confirmed he wouldn’t be returning,
despite Matthew himself denying it was his decision to leave.

Everything came together when it was revealed Tony Blackburn
would be replacing Brian Matthew in the Spring, along with
the show as expected, being shifted to 6am to make way
for Dermot O’Leary’s Saturday breakfast show.

His long running Saturday afternoon show would be taken
over by Zoe Ball, still produced by indie Ora Et Le Bora.

Matthew was given a farewell show airing the last Saturday
in February, the final moments heard at 44.38, as preceded
by Anneka Rice’s final early breakfast show, who herself
would get a new slot, early on Saturday mornings
introducing Radio 2’s show highlights.

A present day “2’s Best” under the name “The Happening”
if only as an excuse to play the Supremes song in full
at the start of every bleeding show, until it got renamed
a couple of years later as “The Pick Of Radio 2”.

Make from that what you will.

In an interview recorded at the 2017 RadioDays Europe,
Bob Shennan, at the time the BBC’s Director of Radio
tells all to former Radio 1 editor Paul Robinson (46.04),
RE: the reformatting of SOTS, and the reinstating of Tony Blackburn.

The results heard at 47.49, living up to the the fears
of Simon O’Hagan as written in another Radio Times
article, effectively becoming “The Tony Blackburn Show”.

So pretty much the opposite of Janice Long’s predicament
as mentioned earlier, RE: presenters and show formats.

A positive of the new timeslot would mean Blackburn
would be on air on the 50th anniversary of Radio 1 itself,
but that’s far too long a wait for the veteran not to
start his first Radio 2 60s outing with “Flowers In The Rain“.

Following it with “Reach Out” by The Four Tops
the first song as played 29 years earlier on Capital Gold.

The show’s producer stayed in place, Phil “The Collector”
Swern, the sign of a really good friendship
and presenter-producer pairing.

Swern later mentioning in an interview that both him
and Blackburn respected that their own personal ideals
for music radio were different from each other.

Therefore earning a spot on air with two offerings
each week from “The Collector’s Colossal Collection”.

The “all new” but not improved SOTS drew criticism
from listeners, mostly over the new time slot,
but others were upset with the new format,
where to paraphrase Joni Mitchell, they’d paved paradise,
and put up a circus tent.

The disdain heightened even further when Samira Ahmed
from Radio 4’s Front Row mentioned on Twitter
that SOTS in it’s current form was better and
totally authentic because (Blackburn) was there
& instrumental in shaping the story of pop music radio

Intoning that Brian Matthew wasn’t.

The style of the old SOTS may have felt dry,
but was far less predictable regarding the records played,
never afraid of (well, more often impressed by)
the lesser known.

Sadly Brian Matthew died in April, with the BBC making
yet another blunder by reporting his death twice.

As for Dermot O’Leary’s new show, it’s not anything
to write home about, let alone feature in this series.

Another Radio 2 show as produced by Swern came to an end
that Spring, but it was Bob Harris’s own decision
to step down from his Saturday night show after 20 years
following a spell of illness.

Harris would continue his country show on Thursdays
but the Saturday late show would fall into the hands
of Ana Matronic and her amazing “Disco Devotion”
later expanding to “Dance Devotion”.

Mid March that year at Radio 2 saw the surprisingly
entertaining 24 hour 80s Danceathon with Sara Cox,
with Radio 2’s 80s host dancing non-stop, (with 10 minute
breaks at regular intervals), and streamed on the BBC Red Button.

One such highlight at 54.29, the surprise return of Gary Davies,
almost 25 years after last presenting on the BBC,
but doing rather well with his music publishing outfit.

Maybe planting the seeds for a radio return
in the long run?

The event as a whole was good fun to watch,
though anyone listening to the final moments (57.38)
could easily be mistaken for thinking Sara Cox
got gunged right at the end.

After 11 years of driving Kent home, Neil Kefford
heads off from Heart at 58.51, with not too much fanfare.

A long runner from when it was still Invicta FM,
though having joined after the GWR merger
the station was, well, maybe worth inserting
a Colin Murray catchphrase here.

At 59.47, a light-hearted Sunday morning listener competition
from BBC Radio Leeds.

At least that was the intention.

Hearing the audio beggars the question not just as to
why it was played out on air, but how such an idiotic
idea was even thought up in the first place.

And from plain stupid, to “what’s the point?”
Again.

A trail for a four part series hosted by Paul Merton
attempting to provide an imaginary audio insight
where the Beatles hadn’t split up (1:01:38).

So basically, putting all their solo material into an hour,
and earlier on in the series, creating an live
reunion concert that’s just made up of studio recordings
of the Fab Four with crowd noise stuck on them.

Thankfully it wasn’t the only doc celebrating the half-centenary
of Sgt Pepper’s as Radio 2 broadcast a two-parter looking
into greater depth, introduced by Martin Freeman and produced
by Kevin Howlett.

A radio producer I’ve yet to hear a bad programme by.

Tony Blackburn’s arrival on Sounds Of The 60s couldn’t
have been timed better, as at the end of March his show
on Bauer’s Greatest Hits network came to an end,
supposedly due to a difference of opinion on not being
able to choose his own music.

The final show as dubbed off of Clyde 2 can be heard at 1:02:43
which for network’s shambolic branding exercise,
does contain a neat set of jingles, based around the
four note sonic first used on the then “Big City” stations.

Only Clyde 2 was probably one of the few stations
in the network that by default, didn’t have to change it’s name.

Back to Blackburn, and the bit at 1:05:00, into Dusty Springfield
is rather telling.
Blackburn only adding to the decline of 60s music on the radio,
what with his watered down Sounds Of The 60s.

That and the final song choice, “Backstabbers” by
The O’Jays which the previous year Blackburn adapted
as “his theme tune”.

Gary Davies re-emerges at 1:08:00, with a one-off guest appearance
standing in for Sara Cox on Sounds Of The 80s.

More than just light relief considering it went out
on the day after the joke of a snap election.

An extended show as well due to an early finish of
a live concert from Scotland, and the reaction
from listeners was very positive.

Finishing this episode at 1:14:18, a selection of highlights from
“Radio 1’s Greatest Hits” where throughout September
Radio 1’s newest voices were given the chance to play
50 years of chart hits, and many a classic jingle.

Them being Jordan “Gadget” North, Yasser from the Asian Network,
CBBC’s Katie Thistleton, heard getting a lot of enjoyment from
a 1967 PAMS acapella, and from near my neck of the
woods, the affable and sharp-witted Abbie McCarthy.

Give that girl a stand-in stint for Clara Amfo.

Or even full time.

The “Greatest Hits” strand continued after Radio 1’s
anniversary, albeit only going back as far as the late
90s, though that as a whole may have been a sign
of Radio 1 bosses realising that shifting away older
audiences would leave them with no audience.

The 50th anniversary itself will be just one of the highlights
of Episode 12, to be uploaded a month from now.

Series 3 Episode 9 – January-October 2016

Episode 9 couldn’t start more ironically.


Tony Blackburn ushering in the new year with
a little too much in the way of optimism.
Even if the events to come, were rather shitty.

And on that note, Janice Long following at 01.00, 18 months into
her stripped-down overnight show, shared with Alex Lester
both unaware that a permanent departure from Radio 2
would be looming within a year.

At 01.56, how Radio 2 dealt with the announcement of
Terry Wogan’s death, and although structured meticulously,
was the right way to go about it.

Especially as the announcement itself wasn’t
the lead story at 9am, as Radio 2 had been informed earlier
that morning, giving enough time to bring in Mark Goodier
to present a special programme, doing what Wogan did best.

Letting the listeners write the script, which whilst sombre
in tone, also allowed room for one or two laughs.

Wogan had been absent from his Sunday show since mid November,
where what became the final record,
was “Smoke Gets In Your Eyes” by The Platters.

Richard Madeley, Ken Bruce, and Jeremy Vine follow
with their tributes including an audio montage with one or two
jingles including Wogan’s namechecks from Radio 2’s 1972 PAMS set
and the JAM WMAL resings from 1980.

Replacing Wogan in his Sunday slot that Spring
was Michael Ball returning to Sunday mornings,
with Claudia Winkelman taking over on Sunday evenings
and leaving the BBC with a conundrum on what to do
in the Autumn when hosting Strictly on Sundays.

Even though that wasn’t live.

One of Wogan’s biggest fans shows up at, 15.49
Greg James with another titan of broadcasting (and
former Radio 1 presenter) Phillip Schofield.

Which in itself prompts the suggestion that Greg would
have been a dab hand hosting in the Broom Cupboard.

Only he would probably be too tall.

More from GP, including an amusing drop from
jazz musician Stanley Clarke.

Though at 19.15, taking into account this snippet from
a recent RadioToday round table
, I’m sorry,
but that had to be done .

Though in fairness, there is the point about GP
being long established enough with his accolades being able
to break the conventional rules of radio presenting.

As highlighted in David Lloyd’s recent book “Radio Secrets”
using Tony Blackburn as an example, in that his incessant
timechecks and dad jokes may be done with his tongue firmly
in his cheek.

From the end of Feburary however, he’d no longer be doing
so on the BBC.

On the day that the corporation published the findings of
Dame Janet Smith’s report, Tony Blackburn, was sacked,
over contradictory evidence, in a move undertaken
by the director general himself.

Heard at 21.25, Eddie Mair, quoting from an unintentionally
amusing interview that Blackburn gave to the Guardian
not long after winning a second lifetime achievement
award at the 2014 NotSony Awards.

An excuse to revisit a feature from Elis James and John Robins’
XFM show circa 2015, where the Bristol born half of the duo
would read extracts from Tony Blackburn’s second autobiography
“Poptastic – My Life In Radio” (25.00).

Definitely worth downloading the whole podcast of them, as this
is just the tip of the iceberg from the tome of Accidental Partridge.

There’s mileage for a similar feature on their current 5 Live show
with Blackburn’s first published life story from 1985, which having
been released a year since leaving Radio 1, is even more bitter.

One passage speaks volumes;
I know there’s a Radio Caroline today, but I’d wish she change
her name as she has none of the heart of the station I knew

With Tony now hosting Radio 2’s “Sounds Of The Sixties”,
that’s a fine example of Pot Kettle Blackburn.

Joking aside, it was a very complicated issue.

Made more saddening with the former host of Pick Of The Pops,
now a headline in the news bulletin halfway through what was
his own show (29.19).

But listening that week to Mark Goodier, it actually
felt a better listen, free of corny jokes and forced song intros,
and Goodier appearing to know a bit more about
the music played, with a presenting style reminiscent
of his prime hosting Radio 1’s Top 40.

More than apt that the chart from 1988 that week, happened to
be Goodybags’ first on Radio 1, standing in for Bruno Brookes.

Initially intended for four weeks, Goodier hosted POTP for
four months, although it was sad to hear the brief disappearance
of the JAM jingles, including the newer ones as heard
in the last episode.

Not a day could go by at home in the 80s and 90s without
hearing either JAM, or George Fenton on the radio and television
respectively, and his splendid signature tune for Radio 4’s PM
makes a reappearance for February 29th, with Eddie joined
by former presenter Val Singleton (35.12).

The only downside were the quarter hour headlines,
not preceded by the sustained sting, but that aside,
it was a much needed radio gem in otherwise
uncertain times for the medium.

No greater uncertainty than the Chris Evans Breakfast Show
on BBC Radio 2, becoming sporadic over this period
due to Evans’ television commitments.
(Though it did mean more stand-ins from Sara Cox,
or occasionally Mark Goodier)

A half-arsed nostalgia wank of a TFI Friday revival on Channel 4
the previous autumn, and the anticipated/dreaded new series
of Top Gear with Evans taking over from Jeremy Clarkson
as the lead host, and losing an executive producer
before the series had finished filming.

The side effect possibly showing on air, turning a tribute
to George Martin into a self-congratulatory segue (39.13).

Followed by a sweary bit from a week later with guest
Jeremy Irons, where Evans at first plays along
with the outburst, but starts bricking it when Paloma Faith
and the other guests attempt to make light of the situation.

And as for the clip later on at 1:01:12, well, that says it all
when your own television show is supposedly
a bigger priority than an important lead news item.

Whether a fan of Top Gear before Evans or not, it was disappointing
to hear him entering a second phase of egotism.

The second phase of national digital radio meanwhile
(an even worse segue on my part) leapt into action in 2016,
with the Wireless Group launching a new set of stations including
a relaunched talkRADIO and Virgin Radio that spring.

Heard at 44.17, after the launch with Paul Ross, is Jon Holmes,
just one day after his final weekend breakfast show at Radio X
and taking his scallywags Dave and Con with him.

Along with “ProdCass” keeping them all in order,
they were the ideal wall for Jon to bounce from
and sometimes collide head on.

Which may explain why Holmes’ current exploits
on BBC Radio Kent, aren’t really the same without their presence.

Iain Lee also resurfaces at 50.41 in his preferred surroundings
of late night radio, bringing with him producer Kath.

Although the show has it’s moments, making it a nightly listen
can be quite a struggle, the reasons becoming
more evident in the last year
.

Lee also uncertain about the “Wild Man Of Late Night Radio” tag,
in the same way as Jon’s reaction to the “Phone Holmes” IDs.

Leaving you wondering if the imaging bods at Wireless
actually consulted the shows about jingles,
before the station even went on air.

The imaging on Virgin being no better.

In an age of tightly mixed song intros and tuned V/Os,
the new national offerings from Wireless, still resorting
to deep alpha-male voices, and film clips.

Virgin’s launch heard at 53.38, feeling even less
prestigious in spite of the feat of broadcasting
from a moving train under said brand.

With a stellar line up of Edith Bowman on breakfast,
Jamie East on mid-mornings, it was bound to go places.

On seeing the new DAB2 stations and multiple spin-offs
at the previous year’s Radio Festival, it met personal
expectations of being an underwhelming listen.

Edith ended up departing her post after 18 months,
whilst former Radio 1 presenting partner Colin Murray
also bid adieu from talkSPORT in September ’16
in a more than commendable departure,
prompted by the station being sold to NewsCorp.

Murray being a staunch Liverpool fan, the word “untenable”
would be putting it lightly.
Leaving one wondering if Chris Evans is a
proper Liverpool supporter…

At 55.53, one of the then smaller stations of the Wireless Group
Bradford’s Pulse 1, or as I once misheard it “Paul Swan”
if said in a strong Yorkshire accent like that of Danny Mylo.

The Danny Mylo Show itself, two years into it’s tenure
on breakfast where both him and co-host Rosie Madison
had their own Sunday afternoon show on Virgin
for a short period.

Blackburn keeps smiling amongst the slurry at 1:02.09, with his KMFM
Sunday show, recently relaunched as “Tony Blackburn’s Playlist”.

After ditching a tired Retro Chart format playing
every single number one of the week of transmission
from 1980 to the present day,  it was a welcome
alternative to the older tracks heard on his show
on Bauer’s “Greatest Hits” network, airing in the
same 4-7 time slot as his KMFM show.

During this period, commercial radio was commended
by radio insiders for sticking with Blackburn, though not
really a surprise as it was nothing to do with them.

He hadn’t been accused of wrong-doing at either networks
or at Thames Radio, the new DAB station for London,
where on it’s launch in July of that year, he brought his selection
of soul tunes to Saturday nights.

A station aiming to recapture the excitement of the old Capital FM
with DJs such as Neil Fox and Pat Sharp, only that it was operated
from Wales and the shows were voice-tracked, or in Blackburn’s case, recorded as-live.

It was by this time Radio 2 announced Paul Gambaccini
would take over permanently on Pick Of The Pops,
to compensate for the ditching of his long running
“America’s Greatest Hits” show on Saturday nights.

The final outing can be heard at 1:05.40, starting off
like any milestone show, with The Boss.

Trevor Nelson’s “Rhythm Nation” promoted
to Saturday evenings and given an extra hour,
warming up for Craig Charles’s House Party
which started on the station a few months earlier,
replacing Sara Cox who moved her 80s show to Fridays.

Following a few snippets of Trevor’s first Saturday show,
a revealing bit of audio from Jon Holmes and the team at 1:15:04
talkRADIO, an anecdote on one of their former colleagues
at Radio X, which could be the direct opposite of Richard Madeley’s
recounting of Wogan’s kind gesture, heard earlier in the episode.

Overall it further emphasised Moyles’ lack of perspective
at Radio X, still frustrated over the lack of listeners
which he believed was down to them struggling
to get the hang of DAB or listening via apps.

Or maybe it was because their listening habits had moved on
during the three years off the air, unpersuaded to wake up
to a watered down version of the old Radio 1 show
that Moyles was reluctant to change the format of.

Recently the show’s become a little more stable,
accepting of where it stands in the current radio climate,
and the doubts of reaching the same heights as it’s BBC heyday.

In late September the veteran broadcaster Desmond Carrington
announced that following a stroke the previous
Christmas, he would be hanging up his headphones
after 35 years presenting on BBC Radio 2.

The news dealt in a more than colourful response at 1:19:06,
by Roy Martin and Stu Clarkson in a special programme
that same night on the industry station “InRadio”,
responding to the OFCOM guidelines on the words
that could and couldn’t be said on the radio.

And quite possibly one of the funniest things
ever broadcast.

Carrington’s final show in late October (1:23:37)
proved very moving, with the final record “That’s All”
also being the theme tune to “Sounds Easy”.

One of the first programmes of the old Radio 2,
to be dropped after the arrival in 1996 of Jim Moir.

The week before Steve Wright started in fact.

Replacing Desmond up to Christmas would be veteran
offspring Leo Green with another series of “Sounds Of The 50s”,
though the full time replacement would prove
a pleasant surprise for radio fans.

You’ll hear him, and many other radio gems in Episode 10
of the Decade With No Name.

Series 3 Episode 8 – July 2015-January 2016

A new day for the new chart.


With a new host, and the best in a long time,
Greg James takes charge of the chart at 3.38, after
a little bit of advice and insight from Tony Blackburn
on BBC Radio Berkshire earlier that morning.

A more positive-sounding interview than the phoner
with Hi I’m Wes in the last episode, and acknowledging
that the move of the chart to Fridays, instigated by
a change beyond Radio 1’s control.

Therefore bringing an end to Greg’s “Feet Up Friday”
an idea he later admitted half-inching from Russ and Jono.

Though maybe the duo could claim it back for their
Fix Radio show, as all their other items sound as if the 90s
never vanished.

A brand new imaging package from Delicious Digital
accompanies the relaunch of the chart at with
a sonic hook, that may or may not have been inspired
by the late Robert Miles.

Whilst the show itself had improved and developed a tighter
more confident sound, it was no competition
for the knowingly ironic “Serious Jockin” (No G)
with Steve Wright at the same time on BBC Radio 2 (13.14).

Though hearing this example from mid 2015, it sounds
less manic compared to the much hyped item
it has seemingly become.

The listener puns are present, but no sign yet
of Steve’s alias “DJ Silly Boi”.

On her first full time presenting gig since transitioning,
Stephanie Hirst appears at 18.27, with her Saturday night show
“Nothing But The 90s” on BBC Radio Manchester.

A natural fit for the presenter, leading to further cover
stints on the station and other BBC Locals in the
North of England, including a festive special heard
later in this episode counting down the best selling
vinyl singles.

Although welcomed back with open arms,
Steph was treading carefully when it came to
finding the full-time gig, in spite of listeners
in Yorkshire longing for the return of “The Dose”.

Over in commercial radio, Global finally drew their attention
to the elephant in the Death Star that was XFM.

The one brand that had been left relatively unscathed,
until some clever so and so spotted the gaping hole
on the radio dial, in need of a station aimed towards the alpha-male.

Or more specifically, alpha-males living off
rose-tinted memories of either Britpop, or the period
a decade later typified by Franz Ferdinand, Kaiser Chiefs
and the Killers, wanting to hear nothing on the radio
but those artists, or similar sounding guitar acts
still desperately clinging on.

Of which there’s no sub-genre to band them under, with
Global sidelining them under the more than ridiculous
(no, completely and utterly stupid) banner “Fresh Rock”.

Rumours that the station would be renamed
“Capital Rocks” proved unfounded, along
with the proposed strapline of “Man-Sized Music”.

But the big rumour proving true, was Chris Moyles,
escaping from his extended exile from the airwaves
to present the breakfast show on what would be renamed
“Radio X” on Monday 21st September.

That alone proved too much for Eddy Temple Morris,
heard with his final “Remix” at 22.16, and the only presenter
at X choosing not to renew their contract
ahead of the re-branding.

Even the equally commendable John Kennedy stuck around
in his late slot, with the then Managing Editor
Chris Baughen claiming Kennedy had taken the mantle
for discovering bands, previously held by John Peel.

Morris in an interview for the Hardcore Listing podcast,
later revealed his disgust that the man once voted by XFM
listeners as the “Most Hated Celebrity Of All Time”
would now be hosting their breakfast show.

And fair play to Baughen and XFM for letting Morris
make a dignified exit, before the relaunch was announced.

London breakfast presenter Jon Holmes would be moved
to weekend breakfast, whilst Tim Cocker in Manchester
would be dropped altogether.

Holmes in his final link from weekday breakfast at 24.53
can be heard acknowledging all the former XFM
London breakfast show hosts, bar one James Heming.

Invicta FM’s then drivetime presenter brought in
to take on the slot when Capital relaunched the station in
August 1998, and lasting less than 6 months.

So with Richard Park at the helm, at least they had experience
of buggering up a much loved radio brand.

The male focus was made more evident with no female presenters
in the daytime, and other presenters shifted to make way
for a very out-of-depth Vernon Kay on mid-mornings,
and Johnny Vaughan on drive, the latter flagging up the station
with the line “Great Britain, needs great banter“.

Vernon on the other hand, probably needed the money
after All Star Family Fortunes was “rested” earlier in the year.

Moyles makes his entrance at 27.06, taking from Radio 1,
newsreader Dominic Byrne, and the delightful Pippa Taylor Hackett
as exec producer.

Oh, and hanging on from Holmes, producer Dave Masterman
who no sooner had he found his feet, left the show
to join Absolute Radio.

Whilst the audio in this episode contains some of
the funnier moments from the first two weeks,
the show soon started to show elements
as to why it got tired on Radio 1.

Only this was a watered down version of
the Radio 1 show, with Radio X assuming that Moyles
was a big enough draw on his own, and with no one
in the team to match the inventiveness of Comedy Dave,
features were thin on the ground.

In fact save for “The Platinum Hour” on Fridays,
and the revival of Rob DJ’s Monday Night Pub Quiz
(which was never the most exciting feature)
there weren’t any regular features period.

Not to mention a seemingly lower budget for jingles,
of which only two were made, bar all the mixouts.

A main theme sounding like a Kaiser Chiefs middle 8
from 10 years ago, and a slightly more rockier
theme for “The Platinum Hour” (43.56).

The gag of starting with the old opening of the “Cheesy Song”
even continued after the first show,
until well, what happened happened.

It’s a rotten story, and a waste of really good career in audio imaging.

With Moyles now cemented on breakfast,
the previous occupant Jon Holmes heard again at 45.46,
moves to weekend breakfast with a new team
made up of “Ginger Producer” Dave Cribb, and “paid intern”
Cornelius Mendez, both proving entertaining and likeable on air.

In fact the new show was a better listen than Moyles,
not least because it contained features, and hilarious ones at that.

Such as the “Dead Or Alive” competition giving away
joints of meat from a Gillingham butchers, and “Box Office Balls”
where Cornelius was sent to the nearby Odeon box office to enquire
about tickets for fictitious films much to the frustration of the kiosk clerk.

Tony Blackburn returns at 51.49 with new jingles
on Pick Of The Pops, ranging mostly of classic Radio 1
JAM material from 1978 and 1982, with good use of
the sonovox acappella from the latter into the trails.

Apparently Tony wasn’t too keen on the previous set of JAM cuts,
not least as they were resings of jingles that aired after he left
Radio 1, whereas the newer set are a little more reflective,
fitting in better with the 70s singles.

That said, Jon Wolfert himself was surprised Radio 2
wanted a resing of the “One Million Watts Of Music Power”
cut from 1989, upping the wattage, as hinted
by Radio 2 imaging producer Chris Reay.

Even more surprising at 51.03, the first sung jingle
to be made for BBC 6 Music as part of a series on “Pop Art”.

Resung from PAMS Series 30 “The In Set”, but with UK singers
and a near inaudible sonovox, unsure of whether it’s
singing “Pop” or “Art”.

Something a little different at 56.46, “Ralph Johnson’s Jazz Epicentre 6.7”
a four part Radio 2 series broadcast in October with the
Earth Wind And Fire drummer showcasing the best jazz
from the 60s and 70s in the style of a West Coast jazz station.

A much easier listen than Jamie Cullum’s jazz show,
as Johnson just got on with it, sounding very relaxed,
without the need to desperately convince the listener
at length as to how good a vintage Quincy Jones track is,
before playing it.

AKA the Gilles Peterson method.

Though in fairness, Ralph Johnson may know more
about jazz and soul than Jamie or Gilles combined.

A Christmas special followed in December,
with a three part second series in July 2017.

Following a second swear in this series from Jim Naughtie
(weeks before his final Today outing) an interview
from Tone Radio in Gloucestershire at 1:01:24, with Iain Lee
and producer Kath.

In what was Lee’s first interview since getting sacked
from BBC Three Counties Radio the month before,
prompted by a heated interview with a woman
from Christian Concern, where Lee labeled her a “bigot”
after she suggested gay prisoners could be cured from homosexuality.

In fairness, it broke impartiality rules for a news-based breakfast show
as forced on all BBC local radio breakfast shows
but others in the industry suggested there may
have been more to it, building over time.

Not helped by Lee laying into the station on a one man show
that toured the UK that summer, including a hilarious dissection
of colleague Richard Spendlove, who recently gave the listeners
a bollocking for not calling as often as they did when he started
presenting his Saturday night show back in 1989.

Spendlove departed the BBC in 2017, due to the frustration
of having to be observed by a producer younger than he was,
making sure he didn’t tow the line with his prehistoric sentiments.

At 1:03:00, what was to be Stewpot’s final festive outing
of “Junior Choice” on BBC Radio 2, days before his death.

Following a special show for Radio 2’s 40th anniversary,
it became a Christmas day staple, with listeners
requesting many of the old favourites such as “Right Said Fred“,
Four Wheels On My Wagon“, and not forgetting
Terry Scott’s “My Brother“.

The final song rather fittingly was the vocal version of
the show’s theme tune “Morningtown Ride” with Ed
singing a few lines near the end, and apologising for doing so.

Which may explain why Steve Wright’s never apologised
for the many times he’s indulged…

Johnnie Walker pays tribute at 1:14:39, on his 70s show
which in effect was Ed’s old Sunday slot on Radio 2.

Walker felt he was the victim when getting demoted from
Drivetime to Sunday teatimes in order to make way for
Chris Evans in 2006, but at least Walker still had a show
on the station, albeit at the expense of Stewpot.

After mass protests over the show’s absence
the following year, Junior Choice returned in 2017,
hosted by Anneka Rice, a natural successor taking into
account her “Rice Cracker” feature from her Saturday breakfast show,
reliving many an old children’s favourite.

Brian Matthew’s “Sounds Of The Sixties” around the same time
had similar feature revisiting such songs, with one recurring
record being “Down Came The Rain” by Mister Murray.

The death of Stewpot preceding many to follow in 2016,
as will be covered in episode 9.

Series 3 Episode 7 – October 2014-July 2015

Welcome to episode 7, starting with a Radio 2 return
for Dave Pearce’s Dance Years, now a 7 part series
focusing on a different year each week.


Pearce would still pop up on the station with
his New Years’ Eve all-nighters, but also spread further
on commercial radio with his Dance Anthems
show, airing in my neck of the woods on KMFM in 2014.

Gilles follows on at 3.35, interviewing Chaka Khan
who at the time was charging very high
ticket prices for her gigs.

If you saw her on Jools Holland’s Hootenanny
a couple of years ago, you’d wonder if the
high prices were worth it, as she’s sounding
a little frail nowadays.

That said, not quite as bad as Bonnie Tyler.

The intro to the show lasted quite a fair few years,
but gives a good flavour of what’s on offer,
from vintage Milton Nascimento, to Rodriguez
off of “Searching For Sugarman”.

GP was achieving high accolades late in 2014,
where in time for his 50th birthday, was awarded
the PPL Music Broadcaster gong at the 2014 Radio Festival
in Salford.

A few of the other delegates were in awe that he had his own jingle
sung by Gregory Porter (7.20), as used in a special video
presentation at the event, featuring Flying Lotus, and Trevor Nelson
who jokingly tore in to GP for being an Arsenal fan.

Throughout the series there have been many snippets
from Radio 4’s “I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue” arguably
the funniest show on the radio, now under the helm
of Jack Dee.

Retaining the snideness of Humph
but also adding his own amusing asides.

And none better than his take off of Nicholas Parsons
in the round “Just A Minim” heard at 8.02, laying in
to the long-running panel show’s complacency
and condescension.

Christmas goings on at Radio 2 follow at 11.25,
with Brian Matthew and Paul O’Grady.

Brian’s bit featuring an introduction to Nero And
The Gladiators, which would be more than apt
a theme tune for the current incarnation of SOTS,
now that it’s been turned into a circus act.

The ringmaster as heard in the episode’s spot of Radio 2 promotion.

Paul’s producer Malcolm Prince making sure more
than enough jingles fill any empty holes, not least the
long version of the “Buble” inspired one from the 2013
top ups following the New Year’s Eve trail.

Over on 6 Music Neneh Cherry makes an appearance
at 20.12, and like her recent LP, lacking an air of character.

Equally wooden appearances would follow in the new year
including later on in this episode, Laura Mvula,
struggling to let her enthusiasm for Nina Simone
jump off the script that she’s reading from.

A more entertaining outing from the beginning
of 2015 comes from Ian Kilmister at 22.33, if a little saddening.

Following his departure from Smooth Radio
after Global took over in 2014, Simon Bates returns
on BBC Radio Devon (28.48), taking his Golden Hour with him
and a new jingle as produced by Pat Sharp’s
“Sharpsell” outfit.

That alone was enough to ignite a mass slating
on the infamous Jinglemad forums, which as you’d expect
was blown right out of proportion.

Comments such as “sick bag” and “nails down a blackboard”
would quite frankly be used by casual radio listeners
to describe the JAM material that the anoraks on
said discussion board would long for.

Enough to distract from the other absence,
of the “Morning Simes!” crowd shout jingle.

Providing a reminder of sorts, to give Simon Mayo’s
interview on the Word Podcast a listen, for a hilarious
revelation on Bates hosting the Radio 1 Roadshow.

Bates made a sudden departure from Radio Devon,
and the medium as a whole in early 2017.

At 32.56, an innovative offering from 5 Live, “The Hitlist”
hosted by Emma Barnett and launched the previous autumn
to count down the week’s biggest news stories on Sunday evenings.

Not to be confused with the music quiz that’s just started on BBC1’s
Saturday nights as of recent.

A concept previously used by Richard Bacon
for an item called “Chart The Week” though this show
focused on the most-read stories online and on digital media.

The show itself as produced by Matthew Bannister’s indie
“Wire Free Productions”.

In March it was announced that Zane Lowe would be
leaving his prestigious evening show on BBC Radio 1
after nearly 12 years to join Apple’s new venture into radio
under the name “Beats 1”.

Annie Mac would be taking over his timeslot
and inheriting the nightly “Hottest Record”.

A little too brash for some listeners, Zane’s final outing
can be heard at 38.19 , playing out with Queens Of The Stone Age.

Between his last show and Annie’s first, is Nick Grimshaw
still managing to survive on breakfast, despite a further
loss of listeners.

Worth noting the new theme package for Newsbeat (45.08),
produced by former Radio 1 staffer Dan Mumford,
and quite a cut above the previous one.

And it wouldn’t be right, not to have at least one outing in this series
for the quite frankly insane “Happy Hardcore FM” .

And good on Annie Mac, for introducing her first show
in the same way as Radio 1’s other Annie.

An unintended sweary bit at 53.43 from John Inverdale on 5 Live
though that term maybe be perfect to describe the many
trolls posting on the RadioToday Facebook page.

Leading to the return of the man who uttered a
four letter word on purpose, Jonathan Ross on one of
his many stand-ins for Steve Wright.

Wossy would take over the Arts Show the following
year when Claudia Winkelman moved to Sunday evenings.

The Voice Of The Balls says goodbye to BBC Radio 2 at 56.28,
after nearly 30 years on the station, with the obligatory
farewell montage (with Jeremy Vine confusing Deadly
with John Briggs) between his final bulletin
and Simon Mayo’s All Request Friday.

One such request comes from our old friend James Waters,
at the time in the radio wilderness after being booted from CSR,
but returning that autumn on Sittingbourne station SFM,
where his cut-price Chris Moyles act blended in better.

Whether the song choice of Andrew Roachford, was a knowing
reference to Alan Partridge, is to be desired.

Two former Radio 1 controllers at 1:05:16,
discussing the death of another.
Derek Chinnery whose obituary on Radio 4’s “Last Word”
was the nearest he’d get to a tribute from the BBC,

Not least when Johnny Beerling later revealed that the only
people from Auntie who were present at the former controller’s
funeral were himself, Tony Blackburn and Andy Peebles.

Following a welcome guest appearance from Stewart Lee
on 6 Music’s “Freak Zone” an interview from BBC Radio Leeds
at ahead of big changes for Radio 1’s chart rundown (1:10:07).

Due to the introduction of a global release date on Fridays,
for all digital and physical entertainment products, the chart
would move from Sundays to Fridays in a move met with
more acceptance, than the ditching of Top Of The Pops
almost a decade earlier.

Martin Kelner chats to former colleague, and former chart
host “Hi I’m Wes” pretty much revealing how he didn’t enjoy
the gig at all, somehow managing to blag his way in.

Even the new host of the chart rundown Greg James,
made a little dig at Wes, before handing out
the chart show gong at that year’s Student Radio Awards.

All the more ironic that Radio 1 ahead of the last
Sunday chart, devoted a whole day to the best sellers
of the last 10 years, and pretty much all the number ones
from after Hi I’m Wes departed the station.

Even resurrecting the old countdown beds for good value,
with the IQ Beats one from the days of Fearne and Reggie
being a particular favourite.

Clara Amfo hosts the last Sunday chart proper at 1:18:42,
where although her stint was just short of six months,
it wasn’t without ruffling a few feathers.

In this case, those belonging to the Professor of Pop,
as Paul Gambaccini wasn’t impressed with her playing down
a greatest hits album from Paul Simon topping the album
chart with the ever-condescending line “ask your dad”.

A retort even uttered on Newsbeat, if referring to whoever
was playing on the legends stage at Glastonbury.

Along with Scott Mills’ “Whooooo!” game, (as hinted by
Alice Levine) this was Radio 1 trying too hard to
pretend anything pre-millennial didn’t exist, yet it was
older listeners who were still listening, in spite of
Ben Cooper’s strategy to get rid of them.

The irony of Alice Levine “Whoooo!”ing James Arthur,
now one of the acts at this year’s Radio 1 Big Weekend.

(Though Levine has improved since being paired with Dev)

Replacing the chart on Sundays would be Cel Spellman
then hosting a live show on CBBC from Radio 1’s
8th floor as the chart was announced, and would continue
on Fridays with Greg for a second series.

Clara’s departure from the chart saw no end to her rise
at Radio 1, having just taken over mid-mornings
from Fearne Cotton, and doing really well at it.

Occasionally making the Live Lounge enjoyable,
even if it’s the benchmark of “Get-A-Room Radio”.

You’ll hear how Greg gets on, with the new Friday chart in Episode 8.

Series 3 Episode 6 – 2013-2014

Sara Cox starts off episode 6, with an early episode of her
Saturday night “Sounds Of The 80s”.


A long awaited show for Radio 2, though listeners were
unsure whether Sara the ideal host not to mention
further umbridge over it replacing Dave Pearce.

Mirroring a similar schedule change on Radio 1
many years back, when Sara’s “Sunday Surgery”,
hacked off an hour from “Dance Anthems”,
only this time the whole show got the push.

At 09.02, Cerys Matthews now with an extra hour on Sundays
welcoming special guests The Sachal Studios Orchestra,
who had just released their second album
of innovative jazz covers.

Their cover of “Take 5” had been championed on Jazz FM
by Robbie Vincent, who ironically that same morning,
was being broadcast in what was to be his last recorded show,
having departed the station two days earlier,
and denied a final show by the bosses.

Further analysis of that episode to be found
within the ramblings of this blog post.

That same night saw the first show of dance presenter
Monki on Radio 1 to be produced by Folded Wing (16.36),
who I’d spent quite a lot of time with around this period.

Which may explain the appearance of Jamie Cullum
a few minutes beforehand, and an unusual occurence
of looping on Radio 4, with Matthew Herbert later on.

They’d given Lucy Monkman to give her real name
a catchy tagline (“Extend The Weekend”) and a few
features such as the “Simmer Down Selection”
and “Lights On Mix”.

As with many dance shows on the radio, there was
little to make it stand out, struggling to find the difference
between “underground” and “unmemorable”,
and Monki not quite having the warmth as fellow
presenter B*Traits, bringing her Canadian charm
to Radio 1’s late Friday nights.

Why B*Traits never got promoted to the slot occupied
by Pete Tong remains another big radio mystery.

Also from the Wing, one of the highlights of Radio 2’s
Christmas schedule at “Yacht Rock” (19.36).

Katie Puckrik providing a tongue in cheek insight to what
had become known as “millionaire’s makeout music”
as soundtracked by Steely Dan, Christopher Cross,
and Michael McDonald.

Earning two further outings in her yacht
over the following festive periods up to early 2016.

And from the first day of 2014, Annie Nightingale,
with “Whatever Next” (26.06) a Radio 2 special which,
pretty much explains itself.

Nightingale still worthy of further Radio 2 specials,
though continuing to innovate on Radio 1 on course
to 50 years at the station.

Terry Wogan re-emerges at 27.24, with Weekend Wogan
sounding more at home back in the studio, whilst still
welcoming a high calibre of guests, including Gregory Porter.

The gentle jazz giant was going places following the success
of his third album, and first on Blue Note records, though his
subsequent albums seem to have taken the safe route since,
with too many ballads.

A fond Radio 1 farewell from Sara Cox at 35.57, assisted by
Annie Mac, and a rather odd moment considering it was
on a Monday in February standing in for Fearne Cotton.

The presenter had definitely improved since departing
breakfast, and from July would do an even better job
standing in for Chris Evans on Radio 2, by early ’15
becoming first reserve to step in on his many absences.

At 42.00, one the best bits of radio from the year, courtesy
of Iain Lee on the BBC Three Counties Radio breakfast show.

Having been given the elbow from Absolute in late 2011,
the presenter was initially unsure about moving into
BBC Local Radio, but along with producer Katherine Boyle
gradually worked on eliminating stereotypes, and generating
moments such as caller Geoff, failing to let him finish the question;

“Do You Drive Slowly?”

The success of the show lead it to winning a NotSony Award
in 2014.

At 43.46 Iggy Pop, the long-term stand-in for Jarvis Cocker on
his 2014 sabattical proving so well in the slot, it earned
him a regular Friday evening show the following year.

As well as a colourful display at the 2014 Radio Festival
hosting that year’s John Peel Lecture.

No idea why they abandoned it a couple of years later.

Mark Chapman and the 606 pundits provide a more
than honest assessment on Woy Hodgson at fittingly enough
46.06, where the England team may not have faired well
in the World Cup in Brazil, but 5 Live’s radio and social
media coverage didn’t disappoint.

The latter winning a gong at that year’s Radio Production Awards.

Now this is rather special at 54.47.

Having won Best Breakfast Show at the 2014 NotSony Awards
Sam Pinkham and Amy Voce are given a weekend overnight
stand-in shift that summer for Richard Allinson.

Unbenownst that Radio 2’s then breakfast show host,
would bring an end to their national gig some years later.

At the time Sam and Amy were still on breakfast at the
East Midlands Gem 106, and further stand-ins on Radio 2
would be lined up in ’15.

The annual tradition for radio shows to decamp to the Edinburgh
Fringe has never really appealed to me. (Save for one or two Radio 4
long-runners)

Neither has the onslaught of subtitled Scandinavian crime dramas,
yet the two combine together at 57.31, to provide the funniest bit
of radio from 2014, after Sofie Gråbøl gets a little too relaxed
on Simon Mayo’s Radio 2 Edinburgh special.

Both Mayo and guest John Lloyd deal with it in good humour,
though the live audience probably didn’t know what to expect,
judging by the more-than-just-amused reaction.

Also heard are The Shires, the contemporary British
country duo who made a few appearances at many
radio industry events not long after.

I can remember seeing them in Salford at the 2014 Radio Festival,
sat next to Radio 1 exec Rhys Hughes, and saying to him rather gingerly
that they should have brought on “The Shirehorses”.

Mark and Lard’s parody band, of which a younger Rhys
was the guitarist.

A trail for the BBC Playlister appears at 1:03:02, which
ended up being abandoned earlier this year.

A good chance BBC Sounds will end up going the same way.

Over in Salford, the move to Media City had taken it’s toll
for many of 5 Live’s presenters not helped by a supposed requirement
of the station for them to be living in Manchester.

Bowing out in the autumn would be Victoria Derbyshire,
Sheila Fogarty, and Richard Bacon, heard at 1:05:46,
with the last of his afternoon shows after four and a half years.

Ironically, Bacon would be back again within two weeks,
as the 5 Live emergency tape with one of his interviews
started airing following a fire alarm, but save for that,
and the continuation of Wittertainment it was
the beginning of a struggling period for the station.

An inconsistent line up during the week, unable to
hold a regular presenter outside breakfast
for longer than three days, and the station
as a whole earning Miranda Sawyer’s infamous turkey prize
for 2015 in the Observer radio review.

Not helped by the growing presence of LBC, having
gone national in January ’14, and making waves with
its outspoken presenters of varying political persuasions.

Controversial changes were also taking place in
Radio 2’s nocturnal hours, with Alex Lester at 1:03:53 demoted
to weekend overnights, as part of a brand new midnight
to 3am slot under the banner “After Midnight”.

Janice Long would be hosting from Monday to Thursdays,
and repeats of shows such as “Pick Of The Pops”,
and “Sounds Of The Sixties” would fill the hours
leading up to Vanessa Feltz, heard at 1:05:06
with her infamous intro of Annie Lennox’s 1992 album closer.

Replaced more recently by “This Is Me” from
“The Greatest Showman”

New documentaries and one-offs were also cut back,
but a positive was the welcome addition of a repeat run
for Trevor Dann’s “Sounds Of The 20th Century”
lasting the whole of 2015.

What may be my favourite radio series of the decade
even if edits had to be made, due to the original run
containing audio of Jimmy Savile, and other post 2012
figures of shame.

It was followed the year after by a second outing for
Stuart Maconie’s “People’s Songs” in the same timeslot,
but due to a Radio 2 late night schedule reshuffle that spring,
the series was put on hold for three months,
preventing a repeat of the finale, themed around
Slade’s “Merry Xmas Everybody“.

Returning to 2014, and the departure from weekend
overnights of Richard Allinson (1:10:32).

A presenter defended in a 2013 interview by Paul Gambaccini ,
enraged that his former Capital colleague
was overlooked for bigger slots on the station,
in favour of “celebrity presenters”.

Heightened by the arrival of Chris Evans, which brought an end to his
popular Saturday afternoon show in 2005, with Allinson shifted
around as a stand in until given a weekend overnight slot
in June 2009 where effectively he was on borrowed time.

Allinson had one last stand in stint for Evans over Christmas ’14,
(with soon-to-be first reserve Sara Cox standing in for Feltz)
after finding a more permanent space on the dial
hosting the drivetime show on Magic.

A station undergoing a few changes, with the brand being
ditched on Bauer’s AM stations, in favour of the stupid
strategy resulting in “Rock FM 2” “Key 2” and so on.

Bauer also had to act quickly to deal with the sudden
departure of Neil Fox following his arrest, by putting
Nick Snaith in his old breakfast slot.

Although found not guilty, Fox was not reinstated by Bauer,
although that may have been partly because of the
magistrates report, revealing details that may not
have been against the law, but wouldn’t necessarily
be an endorsement to any potential radio employers.

A tough time for the radio industry, not helped by the near demise
of The Radio Academy in November due to a lack of funding,
and Global refusing to play ball.

Having lost Sony as the sponsor of their annual awards do
the year before, a big restructuring was announced, which
hinted at the awards and Radio Festival being postponed.

The news was poorly communicated to members,
resulting in a shouty AGM held in New Broadcasting House
before Christmas, the details of which can be read here.

With 2014 ending on an air of uncertainty, here’s hoping
things pick up in episode 7.

Series 3 Episode 5 – January-September 2013

Starting this episode with the new host of weekend breakfast
on BBC Radio 6 Music, Mary Anne Hobbs, back at the BBC
after a short sabbatical at Sheffield Hallam University,
and a brief return to XFM.


Now settled in Salford, Hobbs proved a welcome addition
to the 6 schedule with interesting features and interviews
including one for Comic Relief heard at 5.07, with CBBC’s
Hacker T Dog
.

MAH being no stranger to CBBC, having voiced the
late 90s science series “Why 5?” as hosted by Ortis Deley.

Whilst popular, Miranda Sawyer mentioned in
her Observer column that “it would be nice to hear what
(Hobbs) doesn’t like“.

As surely everything isn’t as wonderful and beautiful
as MAH perceives them to be on air, heightened by
the air of uncertainty on her recent move
to weekday mid-mornings.

The show was produced by Wise Buddah,
who at the time also provided the jingles for 6 Music
in use since mid 2011, containing a subtle
but catchy sonic.

Yet in the Autumn they were dropped in favour
of soundscapey IDs from On The Sly which
fitted the station style but lacked a memorable hook.

Though maybe that’s what 6 Music were going for.

Hobbs arrival saw a line up of all female presenters
across three shows on Saturday mornings,
with Edith Bowman now presenting the 10am-1pm slot
solo, attempting to blend lengthy movie reviews
alongside the tunes .

Bowman was dropped in the Autumn following
a weekend schedule reshuffle, that save
for the arrival of RadMac earlier this year,
has barely changed since.

And on that note, one of the pair’s witty jingles
voiced by Kirsty Young, and for old time’s sake
an intro to the long running “Chain” as voiced by
Gordon Burns (6.38).

Some bits of radio never stop being funny.

A fair few trails for 6 pop up in this episode with
Huey Morgan and Guy “My Band Elbow” Garvey,
emphasising the stipulation for “good music”.

Though a warning that the Guy Garvey trail does
contain “the C-word”.

One of many overused words on radio on
the pretence that “mangling together music”
deserves the same word to define organising an art exhibition.

One of the station’s more popular presenters
shows up at 7.21, standing in on Jo Whiley’s Radio 2 evening
show which at the time was just an hour and a half long.

Sneaking one of the later Grooveworx jingles on air
possibly by accident, what with the Wise Buddah IDs
now prominent on the station.

That said, one of the Wise Buddah acappellas with
the old melody logo made it into one of Zoe Ball’s
branded intros on her breakfast show,
which you may hear later in the series.

Both Jo and Cerys would have their respective
shows extended come Autumn, heightened by
Cerys Matthews winning the Music Broadcaster Of The Year
gong at that year’s Sony Awards.

Following on from Cerys, a show that would
end up a victim of Jo’s being given an extra half hour,
Clare Teal’s Big Band Special, though her Sunday night
programme would be extended to two hours to compensate.

Only to be shortened again in 2019.

Earlier on Sunday mornings, as trailed at 11.06,
The Sunday Half Hour doubling it’s length
albeit shifted to 6am before a revamped
Good Morning Sunday hosted by Clare Balding.

Balding replacing Aled Jones who returned to Classic FM,
and the move to mornings for The Sunday Half Hour
making space for a new Sunday evening show
with Michael Ball filling the slot formerly occupied by
“Melodies For You”.

The new occupant of Sundays nights over on 1Xtra
is heard alongside Zane Lowe at 17.53, David Rodigan
re-joining the BBC after 22 years at Kiss
and proving age is no boundary.

An example to many, never losing the enthusiasm
over such a long career.

A brilliant bit of audio at 23.26 from BBC Coventry And Warwickshire’s
football phone in, proving it may not be the brightest idea
to offer an analysis of a game that you went home from
before full time.

In this case, Coventry City winning 2-0 against Crewe Alexandra
and presenter Stuart Linnell going Alan Partridge at one point
not helped by the caller’s name.

The moment itself as reflected in Linnell’s recent
appearance on David Lloyd’s “Conversations”
podcast
at about 45 minutes in.

Leading to one of the more controversial moments of radio
in 2013, the live Fighting Talk season finale from Liverpool
as part of 5 Live’s “Big Day Out” in early June (24.40).

Just when it couldn’t get worse than
a near-uncensored rendition of the Peter Reid chant,
and sung in Peter Reid’s presence.

Even in the context of “Defend The Indefensible”,
not cool.

Host Colin Murray was embarrassed by the debacle,
prompting him to depart the BBC for talkSPORT
hosting the slot that Keys and Gray used to be in
after they got booted from Sky Sports for
far worse sentiments.

Though Murray’s departure may also have been
ignited by the BBC replacing him on Match Of The Day 2
with Mark Chapman some months earlier.

The final radio outing for the late David Jacobs
at 32.43, broadcast a month before his death in September.

The theme tune “I Love You Samantha” surviving to the end,
one of two sig tunes, with his mid to late 80s lunchtime
show on Radio 2 introduced by the Ray Conniff version
of “On The Street Where You Live

Dangeroush Dave Pearsche at 37.08, with a special guest
in the way of Jeff Young, a man who gets very
little credit for his part in bringing dance music
to a wider radio listening audience.

Jeff had recently resurfaced at Jazz FM around
this period, hosting a show on weekend afternoons
but would soon be moved to the slot vacated
by Robbie Vincent, and still heard there today.

Sadly, things weren’t looking good for “Dance Years”
as in September it was announced that it would
be dropped in the autumn to make way for a new
“Sounds Of The 80s” show to be hosted
by Sara Cox.

“Dance Years” would return as an individual
series for Radio 2, initially planned for April ’14
as mentioned by Pearce, but pushed back to the
following October, over a year since the final regular show.

As heard at 53.19, following two more farewells
from Radio 1 by Trevor Nelson and Tim Westwood.

Trevor would still be heard on 1Xtra and his
Wednesday night Radio 2 soul show, but
Westwood would be returning to Capital
hosting a show on the rebranded Choice FM,
now under the very original name of
“Capital Xtra”.

Westwood even sneaking in a plug for the
new show right at the end, which may
explain why the equally noisy Chris Evans did the
same when leaving Radio 2.

The last few months of ’13 into ’14 will be waiting
for you in Episode 6 of “The Decade With No Name”.